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The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.
— Paul Reiser
She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.
— Paul Reiser
There's something very refreshing about being on stage.
— Paul Reiser
She was Bloomingdale's, not Victoria Secret. She was vanilla, not peach. She was Paul Reiser, not Lenny Bruce. This was not my kind of chick.
— Christopher Paul Meyer
Once in a while you get a moment of clarity - an inspiration - and they don't come that frequently.
— Paul Reiser
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.
— Paul Reiser
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.
— Paul Reiser
This is not the most right I've ever been.
— Paul Reiser
You know what? The obvious is obvious for a reason.
— Paul Reiser
Helen Hunt is terrific, and I got to do a couple of guest spots with Helen and Paul Reiser on 'Mad About You.'
— Lyle Lovett
I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down.
— Paul Reiser
A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.
— Paul Reiser
Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.
— Paul Reiser
I'm not smart enough to write about something that didn't actually happen to me. But I couldn't write a space movie if you put a gun to my head.
— Paul Reiser
Happiness is the quiet lull between problems.
— Paul Reiser
We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people.
— Paul Reiser
Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother.
— Paul Reiser
We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.
— Paul Reiser
Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together.
— Paul Reiser
Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway.
— Paul Reiser