Redneck Quotes
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Redneck Quotes & Sayings
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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
— Hal Sparks
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
— Jerry Lawler
There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.
— Rodney Atkins
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn ...
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
— Jase Robertson
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
— Jeff Foxworthy
This so called 'Home of the Brave'why isn't anybody Backing us up!
When they c these crooked ass Redneck cops
constantly Jacking us up — Tupac Shakur
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
— Jeff Foxworthy
My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.
— Gretchen Wilson
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
— Gretchen Wilson
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
— Jeff Foxworthy
The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.
— Stanley Crouch
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
— Jeff Foxworthy
How many of you were born in Oklahoma? Yeah, never raise your hand to a question like that again. We're the mecca of beer-drinkin' rednecks.
— Bryant A. Loney
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket ...
— Nine Naughty Novelists
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
— Jeff Foxworthy
I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.
— David Koechner
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
— Jeff Foxworthy
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.
— Patrick Swayze
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
— Jeff Foxworthy
My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.
— David Allan Coe
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
— Billy Carter
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if ... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today.
— Arthur Kroker
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Cause I'm a redneck woman.
— Gretchen Wilson
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.
— Elton John