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They say you can't read the next chapter of your life, if you keep re reading the last one. But then every car has a rear-view mirror. — Anonymous

You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh! — Randy Savage

And you will not hurt him anymore. Not one of you. Because I am his protector. His rear guard. I am his" -Tara Reese — Lucian Bane

Ten builders rear an arch, each in turn lifting it higher; but it is the tenth man, who drops in the keystone, who hears our huzzas. — George Iles

Everything in the air that is beneath me, especially if it is a one seater ... is lost, for it cannot shoot to the rear. — Manfred Von Richthofen

The best place to look at failure is in the rear-view mirror. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

The only truths worth arguing about are those truths that could prevent or lead to circumstances that may bite us in the rear sooner or later. — Criss Jami

No one gets a crystal ball, and you can't drive across the country looking in your rear view mirror. — Richard P. Alvarez

I felt like crawling off and finding a way to kick myself in the rear. One twist of the leg, might not be too hard. — Lia Habel

If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. — Mark Twain

If Pride leads the Van, Beggary brings up the Rear. — Benjamin Franklin

What could be more full of meaning? - for the pulpit is ever this earth's foremost part; all the rest come in its rear; the pulpit leads the world. — Herman Melville

Our works decay and disappear but God gentlest works stay looking down on the ruins we toil to rear. — Walter Smith

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror. — Richard Lewis

even fate needs a goose in the rear sometimes. — Jandy Nelson

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. — Tim Allen

All leading from the rear gets you, is first place at the back of the line. — Mark W. Boyer

[History is] the story of the magnificent rear-guard action fought during several thousand years by dogma against curiosity. — Robert Staughton Lynd

Who lives in a pineapple under your jeans?" He sang softly. "SpongeBob booty pants!" He ended his little song with a soft slap to my rear. — L.D. Davis

Male groupies gettin' shaky when I come from the rear. — Redman

To keep in the rear of opportunity in matters of indulgence is as valuable a habit as to keep abreast of opportunity in matters of enterprise. — Thomas Hardy

What in the name of Voldy's pasty-white rear end was that? — G. Norman Lippert

Anything that's popular is a rear-view image. — Marshall McLuhan

And where does god get the nerve from
telling people how to rear their children
when he drowned his own? — A.J. Beirens

Even though love was biting her in the ass. Oh, wait. That was Colin grasping her rear. — Lauren Blakely

I can go into a lab and fool the rear ends off any group of scientists. — James Randi

Our existing thinking habits are excellent, just as the rear wheels of a motor car are excellent, but not enough ... — Edward De Bono

Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror. — Byrd Baggett

All women scientists should marry, rear children, cook, and clean in order to achieve fulfillment, to be a complete woman. — Rosalyn Sussman Yalow

I'm so ready you could drive a truck straight up my ass and I would bend over and push back until it was in to the rear bumper. — Cameron Dane

Q the glory of the LORD shall be your rear guard. — Anonymous

One of the parodoxes of war is that those in the rear want to get up into the fight, while those in the lines want to get out. — Ernie Pyle

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear. — Jimmy Piersall

Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I'd just kick it in the head. — Bas Rutten

We give up our backs and allow religious myths to apply the rear naked choke to our minds. — Cameron Conaway

America would still be an unnamed continent full of migratory tribes chasing the rear end of a buffalo every time their stomachs growled. — Ann Coulter

searching the sky from high above to below the horizon, gradually working around until he reached the right and the rear. — Jonathan Falconer

Hell, when I was in high school, a drive-by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy

Merle Weaver stroked the little girl's hair and thought of the two corpses in the rear of the truck. — Michael McDowell

In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made him a homosexual. — Simon Blackburn

As science pushes forward, ignorance and superstition gallop around the flanks and bite science in the rear with big dark teeth. — Philip Jose Farmer

I made what must have been about a sixty-point turn and eventually managed to squeeze out of the small and crowded car park at the rear — Andy McNab

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day. — Darrell Royal

REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress. — Ambrose Bierce

Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot? — Steve Kluger

Perhaps success is best defined as maximizing the ratio of your rear wheel horsepower to your engine horsepower. Higher %, happier times. — Tim Fargo

the edge. Great. Now his firm rear end — Anne Carrole

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision. — James Thurber

When I notice a rear wheel overtaking me, I know I'm sitting in a Lotus. — Graham Hill

Every hour you spend on your rear end ... saps your energy and ruins your health. — Tom Rath

The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it. — Dudley Moore

He did not wring his hands, as do
Those witless men who dare
To try to rear the changeling Hope
In the cave of black Despair. — Oscar Wilde

I'm not much into rear window ethics. — Alfred Hitchcock

The dangers of the sea should always take precedence
over the violence of the enemy'
Rear-Admiral Ben Bryant CB, DSO and two bars, DSC — Ben Bryant

None of us had known the layout to Marcone's place, so we'd chosen to approach from the rear, on general principles of sneakiness. — Jim Butcher

Dark-green and gemm'd with flowers of snow, With close uncrowded branches spread Not proudly high, nor meanly low, A graceful myrtle rear'd its head. — James Montgomery

Only rear echelons with plenty of fat on them can afford such rich diseases, like an epicure with his gout. — Robert Leckie

If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. — Jim Steinman

Some tribes of birds will relieve and rear up the young and helpless, of their own and other tribes, when abandoned. — William Bartram

Management by results - like driving a car by looking in rear view mirror. — W. Edwards Deming

Agh-uhh! the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn't completely cover his multicolored rear. — Rick Riordan

The driver was holding open the rear door. He was young and blond, a boy in his prime. — John Le Carre

Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American Eagle, it observes only the rear end of an ostrich. — H.G.Wells

When someone's got your rear tires off the ground, you don't have much traction. — Kyle Petty

I will take some savage woman, she shall rear my dusky race. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

Challenges are like vehicles in the rear-view mirror. They appear larger and nearer than they are. — Vikrmn

Woman's primary place is in the home, where she is to rear children and abide by the righteous counsel of her husband. — Bruce R. McConkie

We have it on good authority that they might disguise it as a double entendre in a bedroom farce and deliver it up the rear entrance at Comedy. — Jasper Fforde

A twerp was defined as a guy who put his set of false teeth up his rear end and bit the buttons off the backseats of taxicabs. — Kurt Vonnegut

I don't look back. I don't live my life in the rear-view mirror because, if you do, you're bound to end up wrapped around a pole somewhere. — LL Cool J

To their rear, a wolf howled, and she wondered if it was her handsome red and ivory beast. Ferghus — Vivienne Savage

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work! — Jim Ross

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear. — Stewart Francis

What I have is a bunch of really hungry, amazingly talented guys that can kick anybody's rear end. — Neal Schon

Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink. — Tom Curle

I know of no more sacred duty than to rear and educate a child. — Ludwig Van Beethoven

To protect myself from the rear, I have to stand slantwise. — Lu Xun

Maybe its not necessarily a dead-end job; maybe more along the lines of a rear-end one. — Johnnie Dent Jr.

Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. — Debbie Macomber

It seems to me that wherever religion and politics mix in one body, fascist values - and not 'family values' - rear their ugly head. — Christina Engela

I can lip read, so I know what other people are saying about me - especially when I clock them in my rear view mirror ... — Max Beesley

To the rear, sir - he's lost his leg! — Mark Twain

I'm kicking myself in the rear end every day, saying, 'Did I really book this many shows? What am I doing?' — Justin Moore

There's no bigger surprise than to be tooling along at 200 MPH and suddenly get hit from the rear — Darrell Waltrip

When you are getting kicked from the rear it means you are in front. — Fulton J. Sheen

[H]istory is seen in a rear-view mirror while the future is the dark, foggy road ahead, filled with unknown trouble. — Alan Caruba

It is very frustrating to have almost achieved complete failure, only to have success rear its ugly head. — Nathan Gregory

And Magrat was sick all night just at the thought of it and had the dire rear. — Terry Pratchett

We all know it's brutal up there at the front, especially those of us at the rear. — Arthur Frank Burns

Challenges in the rear view appear smaller than they are.. But keep your spirits higher than the Challenges are. — Vikrmn

I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me and the bankers in the rear. Of the two, the one at my rear is my greatest foe. — Abraham Lincoln

I don't know how you feel about old age ... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear. — Phyllis Diller

I judge a woman and a horse by the same criteria: legs, head and rear end. — Elizabeth Arden

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror? — Dov Davidoff

We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

If I ever get a car I'm going to hang a miniature garbage can from the rear view mirror and tell people it's my "dream catcher. — Brian Alan Ellis

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

She had a rear end as big as an open dictionary and a bad attitude. — Elizabeth McCracken

Every day, therefore, should be regulated as if it were the one that brings up the rear, the one that rounds out and completes our lives. — Seneca The Younger

There's a lot of room for error with a wound in the rear. It's a wide target. — James Garner