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Really Weird Funny Quotes By Nicole

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Chris Lilley: I'm not interested in being one of those

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

Really Weird Funny Quotes By John Waters: To me, racist jokes are not funny. I

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct. — John Waters

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Don't you think its quite weird for Prince

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Uma Thurman: I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. — Uma Thurman

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: Not funny ha ha, funny weird

Not funny ha ha, funny weird — Dean Koontz

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Tom Lehrer: Everything is so weird in politics that it's

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think. — Tom Lehrer

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Malin Akerman: I have this weird obsession with kids and

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

Really Weird Funny Quotes By L.D. Davis: Well, the plenty of fish in the sea

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Hannibal Buress: I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon. — Hannibal Buress

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Jennifer Mathieu: Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor

Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile. — Jennifer Mathieu

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Richard Belzer: Do you know what happens when you play

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

Really Weird Funny Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: Not everyone who stares likes us; we may

Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone's attention. — M.F. Moonzajer

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Andrew Smith: Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Ben Stiller: It's weird that people expect me to be

It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows. — Ben Stiller

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: Love has a way of making the sane

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: He's my father, whoever he is, so he

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Colleen Gleason: Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said,

Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said, his voice hushed. "This is so weird. — Colleen Gleason

Really Weird Funny Quotes By T. J. Miller: Most things I get hired on, I get

Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. — T. J. Miller

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: It's funny now, trying to socialise with people.

It's funny now, trying to socialise with people. There's this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird. — Robert Pattinson

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Bonnie McFarlane: Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out. — Bonnie McFarlane

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want

A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked. — Ilona Andrews

Really Weird Funny Quotes By John Mulaney: I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream? — John Mulaney

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Steve Aylett: We have truth in order not to die

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Ben Stiller: I think this whole celebrity world is weird

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Rebecca McNutt: The hardest part of being a Canadian kid

The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth. — Rebecca McNutt

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I like the idea of being the funny

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor. — Anthony Jeselnik

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun ... ladies. — Demetri Martin

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: My smile wavers as I revert to my

My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird. — Stephanie Perkins

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Frances Winkler: I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Eddie Izzard: "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: My baby is weird man ... when he

My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Hannah Simone: Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.

Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird. — Hannah Simone

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Hannah Harrington: Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house?

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Phillip C. McGraw: I didn't just come in on a load

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Will Forte: I don't know if I was a funny

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. — Will Forte

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Jessica Simpson: Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? — Jessica Simpson

Really Weird Funny Quotes By Bruce McCulloch: You know, funny is this weird word for

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. — Bruce McCulloch