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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
— Ingrid Michaelson
End? You don't mean like, dead end?
— Paul Dini
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
— Emma Roberts
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
— Zach Galifianakis
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
— Judah Friedlander
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
Live mean or die trying.
— Cameron Jace
No means yes in grasshopper language.
— Noel Fielding
I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.
— Bill Bryson
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered."Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
— J.R.R. Tolkien
I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one?
— Randa Abdel-Fattah
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.
— Jane Austen
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
— Christian Bale
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.
— Jonathan Ashworth
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll
Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.
— Daniel Waters
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.
— Jennifer Lee
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
— Conan O'Brien
And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone.
— Elizabeth Little
Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.
— Craig Ferguson
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?
— Colson Whitehead
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
— Paris Hilton
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
— Joe Pesci