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Really Funny Short Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Long note? Yes. Make it seem short.

Long note? Yes. Make it seem short. — Eugene Ormandy

Really Funny Short Quotes By Noel Coward: Never trust a man with short legs. His

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward

Really Funny Short Quotes By Thea Harrison: Dragos had a short temper at the best

Dragos had a short temper at the best of times. Now he was liable to bite somebody's head off if they looked at him funny. — Thea Harrison

Really Funny Short Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Marriage marks the end of many short follies

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Really Funny Short Quotes By Christina Scalise: Life is way too short, so try to

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

Really Funny Short Quotes By Keisha Keenleyside: May the fleas of a thousand camels invade

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

Really Funny Short Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Bob Davis has his hair differently this year,

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. — Jerry Coleman

Really Funny Short Quotes By Eve Kagan: That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Really Funny Short Quotes By Elizabeth Brown: Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself

Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"

"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown

Really Funny Short Quotes By Elaine Kagan: The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

Really Funny Short Quotes By Jessica Day George: No need, no, need. Life is already too

No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it. — Jessica Day George

Really Funny Short Quotes By John Requa: When I die, I want it to say

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. — John Requa

Really Funny Short Quotes By Bob Hope: Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' — Bob Hope

Really Funny Short Quotes By Stephen Helmes: What your mind sees when you close your

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes

Really Funny Short Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: To cut a long story short, I'm a

To cut a long story short, I'm a writer. — Carla H. Krueger

Really Funny Short Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. — Ellen DeGeneres