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Thought she said to leave the door open.""It is. It's cracked. That's Open. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
— John Cleese
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
— Oscar Wilde
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
Years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.
— John Cleese
Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?
— Heidi McLaughlin
I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.
— Pamela Anderson
To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.
— John Cleese
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
— John Cleese
Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.
— Will McIntosh
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
— Mark Twain
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
— George Carlin
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.
— Zig Ziglar
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.
— K.R. Grace
Don't take life too seriously.
— RuPaul
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.
— Anton Chekhov
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
— Cynthia Heimel
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
— Oscar Wilde
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.
— Rowan Atkinson
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
— Oscar Wilde
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
— Will Smith