Really Funny Horse Quotes
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Really Funny Horse Quotes & Sayings
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Bindy Mackenzie talks like a horse.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
I tried all my life to be a normal person. Stars are in the sky. I like cooking and gardening.
— Udo Kier
A big part of letting go is recognizing when it is time to stay in a situation and when it is time to move on.
— Darren Johnson
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
— Bob Monkhouse
Hatred is the most destructive force on earth. It does the most damage to those who harbor it.
— Nido R. Qubein
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
— Alan Perlis
I've never made $20 million. I'm scared. I don't know if you gave me The Ring if I could carry it and bring it to Ozamorph, or whatever you call it.
— Joaquin Phoenix
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
— Cuthbert Soup
How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.
— Phyllis McGinley
My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
— Henny Youngman
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
— Adlai E. Stevenson II
What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?
— Jim Norton
Some never get started on their destiny course because they cannot humble themselves to learn, grow, and change.
— Casey Treat
He looks like a horse in a man costume!
— Dylan Moran
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
— Groucho Marx
Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse-
— Rick Riordan
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
— Henny Youngman
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!
— Diane Ackerman
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
— Sean Connery
Revelation without a relationship produces rebellion.
— Chris Oyakhilome
Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking.
— Kathleen Bittner Roth
I was very sporty at school, and sport was probably the thing I was best at, but my real passion was for fashion.
— Kirsty Gallacher
I ached for the difference between Carlisle and me - that he could touch her so gently, without fear, knowing he would never harm her.
— Stephenie Meyer
I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.
— Diane Messidoro
I will take my hands off Medicare when there is no Medicare, then I will come and see you sir.
— Allen West
You look like a horse in a man costume
— Dylan Moran