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Okay okay, hold your people," she told the big horse as she started walking.
"You're not going to starve to death any time soon you know. — Kate Lattey

For many young girls, having a horse of their own ranks high on the scale of importance, right up there with breathing. — Kim Meeder

Bindy Mackenzie talks like a horse. — Jaclyn Moriarty

I tried all my life to be a normal person. Stars are in the sky. I like cooking and gardening. — Udo Kier

A big part of letting go is recognizing when it is time to stay in a situation and when it is time to move on. — Darren Johnson

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. — Bob Monkhouse

Hatred is the most destructive force on earth. It does the most damage to those who harbor it. — Nido R. Qubein

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. — Alan Perlis

By the time you're my age, you'll realize that everything you once thought mattered so much turns out to mean very little. — Liu Cixin

I've never made $20 million. I'm scared. I don't know if you gave me The Ring if I could carry it and bring it to Ozamorph, or whatever you call it. — Joaquin Phoenix

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. — Tommy Cooper

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving. — Cuthbert Soup

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side. — Phyllis McGinley

My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable. — Henny Youngman

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

Children don't just get milk from breastfeeding, they get our energy too. — Stephen Gaskin

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton

Some never get started on their destiny course because they cannot humble themselves to learn, grow, and change. — Casey Treat

He looks like a horse in a man costume! — Dylan Moran

Set your sights on a place higher than your eyes can see. — Rumi

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse- — Rick Riordan

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. — Henny Youngman

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman

Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again! — Diane Ackerman

A martini. Shaken, not stirred. — Sean Connery

Revelation without a relationship produces rebellion. — Chris Oyakhilome

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

I was very sporty at school, and sport was probably the thing I was best at, but my real passion was for fashion. — Kirsty Gallacher

I ached for the difference between Carlisle and me - that he could touch her so gently, without fear, knowing he would never harm her. — Stephenie Meyer

I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason. — Diane Messidoro

I will take my hands off Medicare when there is no Medicare, then I will come and see you sir. — Allen West

You look like a horse in a man costume — Dylan Moran