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That time had a funny way of dimming the edges of reality until only something blurry remained, — Nicholas Sparks

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream. — Natasha Leggero

A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn't pretty enough or can't sing well enough or maybe isn't even funny enough. — Bruce Nash

I do not think, Prospero,' he said, 'that one should attribute a very high degree of reality to your house. — John Bellairs

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real! — Ethan Luck

America is still AmeriKKKa. rather we like it or not — Fee Scott

Funny how possibility can lift you. Funny how reality can slam you down. — Cat Patrick

Human reality is often simultaneously somber and funny. — Tom Robbins

It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. — Rick Riordan

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep. — Louise Erdrich

The Zionist Tulsa Jew who's pugnacious is a reality. I grew up around it. And I think it's really, really funny and surprising and unlikely. — Edward Norton

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful. — Margaret Atwood

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly. — George Lopez

It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen. — Anthony Burgess

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) — John Duover

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am
-Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world! — Kristen Schaal

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo. — Noel Fielding

Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny. — Holmes Osborne

Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things. — Mary Higgins Clark

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. — Tina Fey

But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want. — Chris Bohjalian

Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later. — Heather Day Gilbert

The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't? — A. Antares

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!" — Bill Bailey

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole." — Zach Galifianakis

Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor. — William Goldman

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis

I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time. — Robert Pattinson

The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities. — Jonathan Friesen

People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? — Hector Himeros

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day. — Niecy Nash