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What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.
— Anne Lamott
Heroes in the stories never had to sleep in haystacks, or under hedges. But it was not easy to pretend, anymore, that he was a hero in a story.
— Robert Jordan
In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.
— Howard Mittelmark
You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are.
— Marisa De Los Santos
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.
— Jake M. Johnson
All stories end when they have returned to their beginnings.
— Justin Cronin
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
I know what you're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five?
— Clint Eastwood
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
— Paula Danziger
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.
— Richelle Mead
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.
— Ben Barnes
Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life.
— Dennis Conner
An expectation is a future object, recognised as belonging to me.
— Samuel Alexander
Whereas land reform was the first act of the Bolsheviks, it was the last act of the Whites: that, in a peasant country, says it all.
— Orlando Figes
Just as you say, sir. There is a letter on the tray, sir.""By Jove, Jeeves, that was practically potry. Rhymed, did you notice? — P.G. Wodehouse
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
— Darynda Jones
Here I stand, I can do no other, God help me. Amen!
— Martin Luther