Reading Humor Quotes
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I love to read. My favorite thing.
— C Kibg
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
— Groucho Marx
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I didn't want to die - not before I'd finished reading The Return of the Native anyhow.
— Siegfried Sassoon
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
You'll be reading the breakfast menu without me before you know it.Hmm, maybe I don't want to learn French — Stephanie Perkins
No " Grandlibby replied. "Hail comes from hell. The devil sent it because he's happy that you're reading evil garbage.
— Jenny Lawson
By reading this, you've given me brief control over your mind.
— R.M. ArceJaeger
Dinosaurs didn't read. Look what happened to them!
— Internet Humor
Neither would you, had you grown up in a library of melodramatic romance novels.
— Clementine Holzinger
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.
— Lemony Snicket
I do lend my books, but I have to be a bit selective because my marginalia are so incriminating. Alison Bechdel — Leah Price
I've learned to let my characters speak and act the way they want to! I've tried to interfere but they just get angry at me and throw big rocks.
— Shandy L. Kurth
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Maybe we should all just shut up and read a good book.
— Mary Sisney
I can't belly dance.'Yes, you can. It's in your fi
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Will you stop reading my goddamn file! — Jennifer Rardin
It takes more than genius to keep me reading a book.
— E.B. White
Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.
— Lemony Snicket
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
— Groucho Marx
Who made you Queen of Literacy? Go sit in your car!
— Jackson Pearce
I remembered when it goes felt before. Laid to tell were almost give up. Love cares upon reach momentum reading. — Jonathan Guarino
If I were you, I'd stick to the palm reading. Now, there's a trick that won't paralyze you from the neck down.
— Angela Cervantes
the book I was reading turned out to be crack
— Elizabeth Norris
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
— Natasha Leggero
At times I think I can hear my brain screaming, I am reading here, so please, all other body parts, do your best to keep up!
— Camron Wright
Well-read people are less likely to be evil.
— Lemony Snicket
Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.
— Lena Dunham
If you're reading this, I'm either a wolf for good, or you're Ulrik and you should get the hell out of my stuff.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Reading every day keeps the brain dead sickness away.
— Kristy Pellegrin
It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.
— Brandon Sanderson
Novels and gardens," she says. "I like to move from plot to plot.
— Bill Richardson
Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma
You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?""It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled. — Derek Landy
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.
— M.J. McGuire
If you have never said "Excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you are probably wasting too much valuable reading time.
— Sherri Chasin Calvo
A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.
— Lisa Kleypas
My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers.
— Ronald Reagan
My friend says she's smart. She reads a book to fall asleep.
— Nicholaa Spencer
I hate to read books but a friend said he read the dictionary and that the Zebra did it.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
It was a scary thought. A man could be surrounded by poetry reading and not know it.
— Richard Russo
If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.
— Jesse Andrews
Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it.
— Alexander Theroux
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
— Henny Youngman
To me; reading a book is like watching a movie. Once I start, I can't stop until it's over.
— Anonymous
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
— Steven Wright
They should let some people into the library by prescription only
— Chuck Palahniuk
Hello, my name is Jaako and I am an addict. I am addicted to reading.
— Jaako J. Wallenius
I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.
— Nick Hornby
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
— Woody Allen
I wondered what he would have thought if he'd known that I'd gleaned most of my information from reading historical romance novels.
— Nicole Luiken
All these sorts of book feature in The Year of Reading Dangerously, which could yet be called Fifty Shades of Great.
— Andy Miller
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
— Lemony Snicket
There were no books in the Afterwards, which the people thought was some serious bullshit.
— Amber Sparks
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I always find that after reading books written by Jane Austen that I speak much more properly, at least for a while.
— Becky Watson
There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.
— Lauren Morrill
That was the wonderful thing about historical novels, one met so many famous people. It was like reading a very old copy of Hello! magazine.
— Edward St. Aubyn
Wearing glasses for reading meant surrendering to old age without the least bit of a fight.
— Andrea Camilleri
Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.
— Mary Ann Shaffer
The more the merrier. so enjoy reading more books
— Francine Pascal
Books are the safest and greatest mind-altering substances in the world. But be safe; don't read and drive.
— H.E. Fairbanks
She 'didn't care much for reading', she said. Books were just a commodity that had to be produced, like jam or bootlaces.
— George Orwell
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
— Nicholson Baker
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
— Bertrand Russell
They're book addicts.
— Lemony Snicket