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Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: My wife gets all the money I make.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on? — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: My wife said to me 'I hope you

My wife said to me 'I hope you win ... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: In a way, comedy is like sex. The

In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: If my father had hugged me even once,

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I don't want to say work is who

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Every parent knows that for a kid, the

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: The more I go through parenting, the more

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Mike Royce and I have always had success

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I'll be spending the holidays with my family.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I still do standup.

I still do standup. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Nothing like a little chest pain to restore

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of,

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?' — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I've always wondered, what am I going to

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: If you are someone, you know, with fame,

If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Whenever I walk off the golf course, I

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I just don't want to play the same

I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I don't know if you want to see

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: It seems to be a common denominator with

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: That's when you know you're a true married

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Why can't I love him (a 2 yr

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: The married man has all but eliminated that

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I do know its important to keep the

I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: The best comedy, I feel, comes in a

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: For the sake of your marriage, get a

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I live in L.A. Now.

I live in L.A. Now. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I feel like this is a dream -

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: It's starting to feel good, although I don't

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: My wife gets so jealous. She came home

My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I love hitting into the rough because it

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I'm a little different from the average dude

I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: That's the one thing I have over any

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: You know, a TV show is a slow

You know, a TV show is a slow build. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: The only thing I miss from the sitcom

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I'm from New York.

I'm from New York. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I do still get intimidated by certain things.

I do still get intimidated by certain things. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Having children is like living in a frat

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: You don't want to shock them and do

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: My career has been my craziest adventure.

My career has been my craziest adventure. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I lived at home till I was 29.

I lived at home till I was 29. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I still feel like an immature idiot inside,

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I love standup and I haven't given it

I love standup and I haven't given it up. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Whenever I get down about life going by

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I have the show because I'm insecure. It's

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: In school, I wasn't a very good student

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I do what I do because I love

I do what I do because I love it. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: My theory has always been that everyone in

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

I like doing film, you know, single-camera. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I can't complain about my career, that's for

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: The fact that they let me in a

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I have this mistress: show business.

I have this mistress: show business. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: If I have sex, I know my quarterly

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: You know, before I would think, my cab

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I don't think men talk as much as

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: My kids are growing up and it's hard

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.

I'm aging, and the world is seeing it. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I don't get sick.

I don't get sick. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I was wracked with insecurity.

I was wracked with insecurity. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I don't want to be a spokesman for

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I want to do well and I want

I want to do well and I want to fit in. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I would get my student loans, get money,

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: You have to remember: the wife been home

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: Parents, just keep in mind that kids will

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.. — Ray Romano

Ray Romano Quotes By Ray Romano: I married a saint - well, a saint

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses. — Ray Romano