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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave back all your MONEY. — R.v.m.

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him. — Mark R. Brand

A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. — A.R. Gurney

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

He laughed. "That's funny, 'I don't have any fire.' Everybody's got fire, kiddo. It's just a matter of finding the match that sparks it. — Charles R. Smith Jr.

I wish I wanted you, Rehv.
He laughed dryly. Funny. I know just what you mean. — J.R. Ward

I don't keep water in my pockets."

-Frodo Baggins — J.R.R. Tolkien

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R R Martin

Church's boss was a dick too--justice! — R.R. Virdi

First blood is mine.
Last blood counts for more.
Artemis Entreri and Drizzt Do'Urden — R.A. Salvatore

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee — L.R.W. Lee

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine

I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty. — Barbara Walters

Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange. — Gerald R. Ford

You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you. — R.K. Lilley

Hope is a deceitful cock tease and I don't trust that bitch — Heather R. Blair

No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you. — Frank Ocean

Life is funny like that, making us pay for the same stupid mistakes even after we've learned from them thoroughly. — R.K. Lilley

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. — R.L. Stine

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane — J.R. Ward

Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today. — R.J. Gonzales

A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers. — George R R Martin

David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is. — T. R. Knight

The story of money is very funny. Others burn what we earn. Why not give as we live, so the world will cry when we die. -RVM — R.v.m.

Death is complicated."

-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. — R.D. Ronald

My mouth felt funny. I must have smiled. Smiling, — R. O. Barton

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward

It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time. — N.R. Walker

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Hell freezing over?
I don't know. But the devil's definitely wearing a sweater. — J.R. Moehringer

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands. — K.R. Grace

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day? — J.R.R. Tolkien

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. — J.R. Moehringer

I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember. — E.R. Frank

I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her? — R. J. Anderson

You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no? — H.R. Giger

Unfair suffering is never funny. — Charles R. Swindoll

You belong in an insane asylum, you know that?"
"Maybe my next case... — R.R. Virdi

It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past. — Kelley R. Martin

HERE LIES THE MYSTERY PISSER

P.I.P. — Wendelin Van Draanen

The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert. — Elisabeth Staab