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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

We must submit ourselves to each other in the fear of God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Love begets glory,Work begets story.LOVED WORK Begets A Story of Glory! — Sujit Lalwani

Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life," Standard said.
"Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis

Life is a circle. It spins you around. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Nerd life is just so much better than regular life. — John Green

On Harry dug, deeper and deeper into the hard, cold earth, subsuming his grief in sweat, denying the pain in his scar. — J.K. Rowling

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

Within infinite myths lies the Eternal Truth Who sees it all? Varuna has but a thousand eyes Indra, a hundred And I, only two — Devdutt Pattanaik

it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. — James Jean-Pierre

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

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If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. — J. Richard Singleton

I learned nothing while I was in school. — Lorraine Bracco

I hated missing the end of anything. I was always convinced that the bit I'd miss would be the best part. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

Play and be happy. — Lailah Gifty Akita

It's easy for people to grow up in our society believing that certain lifestyles are risk free when they certainly are not. — Bill James

All worthwhile developments take time. Poverty of ambition is the heaviest chain on man's soul. — Nick Louth

Color and bite permeate a language designed to rally many men, to destroy some, and to change the minds of others. — William Safire

look before you draw and believe what your eyes, not the rest of your head, tell you. — Danny Gregory

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself. — Benny Bellamacina

I don't like horror films. Horror films in the sense of the way horror films are now, like 'Saw,' I don't like that, I don't. — Atticus Shaffer

Fine words have there place, but action is all. — Alan Bleasdale

The problem is that they are all stars at Madrid. You need someone to carry the water to the well. — Diego Maradona

There is no achievement without risk. — Gene Kranz