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Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: I wanna cover more ground, get a bigger

I wanna cover more ground, get a bigger fan base. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Robert Anton Wilson: See you when tea is hot.

See you when tea is hot. — Robert Anton Wilson

Pun Pun Quotes By Scott Blagden: I know my rights.""And I know you're wrong.

I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong. — Scott Blagden

Pun Pun Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be!

Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be! — Oscar Wilde

Pun Pun Quotes By Corri Wilson: The man [Donald Trump] seems to out-trump himself

The man [Donald Trump] seems to out-trump himself - no pun intended - every time he speaks in his bid to win the Republican nomination. — Corri Wilson

Pun Pun Quotes By Kelli Jae Baeli: If a UFO did land, and invite me

If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles. — Kelli Jae Baeli

Pun Pun Quotes By Ben Aaronovitch: Sinister is Latin for 'left', making it the

Sinister is Latin for 'left', making it the sort of enjoyable schoolboy pun that is such an advert for mixed-gender education. — Ben Aaronovitch

Pun Pun Quotes By Hannah Cowley: It requires genius to make a good pun

It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it. — Hannah Cowley

Pun Pun Quotes By Alis Franklin: One spear to start a war, one spear

One spear to start a war, one spear to prime them. One spear to bring them all and into bloodshed bind them. — Alis Franklin

Pun Pun Quotes By Richelle Mead: Do what? Come up with a clever pun

Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and - — Richelle Mead

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Never we sleep, a thug doesn't rest,Cause a

Never we sleep, a thug doesn't rest,
Cause a wise man said: it was a cousin of death. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Joseph Gordon-Levitt: The doctor's wife ate two apples a day,

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Pun Pun Quotes By Arthur Smith: The pun exists in a social and political

The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness. — Arthur Smith

Pun Pun Quotes By Hlovate: We are defined by what we believe in.

We are defined by what we believe in. Identity is shaped by what we believe is right. Culture is cultured, pun intended; by what we believe is right. — Hlovate

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: I'm mostly concentrating now on continuing to make

I'm mostly concentrating now on continuing to make history in Hip-Hop, making everybody proud of me, I'm not just a rapper now, I'm in history now. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Neal Stephenson: I feel that I am entitled to trample

I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun. — Neal Stephenson

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Violence existed before our music was even suggested.

Violence existed before our music was even suggested. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Scholars, street knowledge, Carter kids stuck in the

Scholars, street knowledge, Carter kids stuck in the projects. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: In the middle of Little Italy little did

In the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Rachel Griffiths: I think baseball - the baseball genre -

I think baseball - the baseball genre - is this mitt, to use a double pun there, to catch a whole bunch of themes. — Rachel Griffiths

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: When you awaken, your manhood will be taken.

When you awaken, your manhood will be taken. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Let me do five of those, and then

Let me do five of those, and then some slower ones for those kids that can't understand what I'm sayin. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Live like the Kennedy's, above the law.

Live like the Kennedy's, above the law. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: It's my world, I demand my respect. Give

It's my world, I demand my respect. Give me your girl or get slapped in your neck. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Karin Slaughter: I love puns. I've been known to turn

I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor. — Karin Slaughter

Pun Pun Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: It is. If it's too late for me

It is. If it's too late for me ... Well, I'll be damned - no pun intended - if I'll let them keep you out, too. — Stephenie Meyer

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Mark you for death, won't even talk that

Mark you for death, won't even talk that East or West crap.
From Watts to Lefrak, it ain't where ya from, it's where's your gat. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Eoin Colfer: Everyone says that I have no sense of

Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored. — Eoin Colfer

Pun Pun Quotes By Michael Walton: I think; therefore, I am above average.

I think; therefore, I am above average. — Michael Walton

Pun Pun Quotes By Martin Gore: God knows why - no pun intended -

God knows why - no pun intended - but every time I write a song, I feel a need to touch on religion. — Martin Gore

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: I'm pretty sure people thought I was like

I'm pretty sure people thought I was like a dope rapper. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By DJ Spooky: What I'm going for with the string arrangements

What I'm going for with the string arrangements for my Antarctic symphony is a pun here. — DJ Spooky

Pun Pun Quotes By Lois Greiman: Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended. — Lois Greiman

Pun Pun Quotes By Jim Beaver: Obviously I struck gold with 'Deadwood.' No pun

Obviously I struck gold with 'Deadwood.' No pun intended. — Jim Beaver

Pun Pun Quotes By Joss Stirling: You're a bright girl, aren't you? No pun

You're a bright girl, aren't you? No pun intended. — Joss Stirling

Pun Pun Quotes By Courtney: Apollo is hot, no pun intended.

Apollo is hot, no pun intended. — Courtney

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: I don't want to be considered 'the Latino

I don't want to be considered 'the Latino rapper.' — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Terence McKenna: If you're truly psychedelic the difference between living

If you're truly psychedelic the difference between living and dying is quite immaterial. No pun intended. — Terence McKenna

Pun Pun Quotes By Brian Spellman: The zoo lost its elephant again. It never

The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room. — Brian Spellman

Pun Pun Quotes By Edgar Allan Poe: The goodness of the true pun is in

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe

Pun Pun Quotes By Tim Vine: For one thing, I don't pun excessively in

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life. — Tim Vine

Pun Pun Quotes By Lauren Oliver: Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in

Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death. — Lauren Oliver

Pun Pun Quotes By Verne Troyer: In Men in Black, it was a very

In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended. — Verne Troyer

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery.

I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Mason Cooley: I like the old wisdompuns, riddles, spells, proverbs.

I like the old wisdom
puns, riddles, spells, proverbs. — Mason Cooley

Pun Pun Quotes By Mark Lowry: I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning

I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them. — Mark Lowry

Pun Pun Quotes By Adele Rose: I was in my element, excuse the pun.

I was in my element, excuse the pun. — Adele Rose

Pun Pun Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says

Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood

Pun Pun Quotes By Valerie Estelle Frankel: A pun is its own reword.

A pun is its own reword. — Valerie Estelle Frankel

Pun Pun Quotes By Gilbert K. Chesterton: Coincidence is a spiritual pun.

Coincidence is a spiritual pun. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Pun Pun Quotes By Teju Cole: Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention

Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention to the intended pun. — Teju Cole

Pun Pun Quotes By Esi Edugyan: It ain't really Czechoslovakian,' I said, coughing. 'We

It ain't really Czechoslovakian,' I said, coughing. 'We used to call it the Cheque. Like, you drink it up now, you pay for it later. — Esi Edugyan

Pun Pun Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Los vampiros," she whispered."Oh God, not the bloody

Los vampiros," she whispered.
"Oh God, not the bloody vampires again," said Magnus. "No pun intended. — Cassandra Clare

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: I blow my own mind like Nirvana, and

I blow my own mind like Nirvana, and go the whole nine like Madonna. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Nassim Nicholas Taleb: Nietzsche had the Latin pun aut liberi, aut

Nietzsche had the Latin pun aut liberi, aut libri - either children or books, both information that carries through the centuries. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Pun Pun Quotes By Laurel Ulen Curtis: I was confident, but I still loved a

I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended. — Laurel Ulen Curtis

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: There's no longevity, living off of negativity.

There's no longevity, living off of negativity. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Jeremy Piven: John Cusack and I have been friends since

John Cusack and I have been friends since childhood, and the fact that we're in so many films together is, no pun intended, serendipitous. — Jeremy Piven

Pun Pun Quotes By Kelly Thompson: I feel like America would enjoy this pun

I feel like America would enjoy this pun about me... and closets. — Kelly Thompson

Pun Pun Quotes By Andrew Hudgins: Taking the time to polish a pun or

Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.' — Andrew Hudgins

Pun Pun Quotes By John Glover: Putting your hands in the earth is very

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun. — John Glover

Pun Pun Quotes By James Joyce: My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial — James Joyce

Pun Pun Quotes By Oscar Levant: A pun is the lowest form of humor

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first. — Oscar Levant

Pun Pun Quotes By John Barrowman: There's a lot of me in Captain Jack

There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended. — John Barrowman

Pun Pun Quotes By Lucy Keating: Pick a side, Max. I feel like I'm

Pick a side, Max. I feel like I'm living through some vampire romance where you can't be near me because my blood smells delicious. — Lucy Keating

Pun Pun Quotes By C.D. Reiss: You forgot to cross off anal sex." "I

You forgot to cross off anal sex."
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: I know these dirty cops that'll get us

I know these dirty cops that'll get us in if we murder some Wop. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Better to have loved and lost than to

Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Aniruddha Sastikar: Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. — Aniruddha Sastikar

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Power just makes you reject destiny and devour

Power just makes you reject destiny and devour your fate. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Arthur Koestler: In the pun, two strings of thought are

In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. — Arthur Koestler

Pun Pun Quotes By Chris O'Dowd: I'd like my super power to be puns;

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever. — Chris O'Dowd

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: My trigger got no heart.

My trigger got no heart. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By C.L. Parker: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. — C.L. Parker

Pun Pun Quotes By Erin Bow: I- I. Sorry. This is what my father

I- I. Sorry. This is what my father would call a fucking unfortunate image. — Erin Bow

Pun Pun Quotes By Stephen King: Of course they had more chains on him

Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if he'd wanted. That's a pun, son. — Stephen King

Pun Pun Quotes By Mari Mancusi: You know, being bitten by a vampire one

You know, being bitten by a vampire one week before prom really sucks.
No pun intended. — Mari Mancusi

Pun Pun Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've

I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended. — Cassandra Clare

Pun Pun Quotes By Chris Howard: Diddley dee I have got to pee

Diddley dee I have got to pee — Chris Howard

Pun Pun Quotes By Charles Lamb: I never knew an enemy to puns who

I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man. — Charles Lamb

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: I'm a living abortion.

I'm a living abortion. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Thatsh prieshts for you," said the old man

Thatsh prieshts for you," said the old man wetly. "Nothing by torc, torc, torc. — Terry Pratchett

Pun Pun Quotes By Meg Cabot: But things were different now. I finally had

But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight. — Meg Cabot

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: The first album was 99 percent hard core

The first album was 99 percent hard core to show you I was the best rhymer in the world. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Alexis Hall: My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to

My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to be needy as fuck. — Alexis Hall

Pun Pun Quotes By William Shenstone: I am thankful that my name in obnoxious

I am thankful that my name in obnoxious to no pun. — William Shenstone

Pun Pun Quotes By Corrine Jackson: A first edition of Peter Pan appeared gift-wrapped

A first edition of Peter Pan appeared gift-wrapped on my bed - Lucy admitted that Asher had drafted her to help deliver that present. — Corrine Jackson

Pun Pun Quotes By Carrie Harris: Everyone in the room stared at me like

Everyone in the room stared at me like they expected me to grow fangs and sparkle. — Carrie Harris

Pun Pun Quotes By Ryan North: They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes. — Ryan North

Pun Pun Quotes By Arthur Baer: It was so quiet, you could hear a

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. — Arthur Baer

Pun Pun Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Pun: A form of wit, to which wise

Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire — Ambrose Bierce

Pun Pun Quotes By Elizabeth A. Reeves: Hmm, I wondered as I knocked on Stephan's

Hmm, I wondered as I knocked on Stephan's door, would you call a mischievous young ghoul? A ghouligan? I snorted at my own pun. I cracked myself up. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the

Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Patrick O'Brian: He that would make a pun would pick

He that would make a pun would pick a pocket. — Patrick O'Brian

Pun Pun Quotes By Clive Blake: My poetic aspirationIs to become,A Jack of all

My poetic aspiration
Is to become,
A Jack of all styles
And a master of pun. — Clive Blake

Pun Pun Quotes By Doug Larson: A pun is the lowest form of humor,

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. — Doug Larson

Pun Pun Quotes By Raymond Queneau: I'll pun him so many puns that even

I'll pun him so many puns that even his arrogance will finally be expunged. — Raymond Queneau

Pun Pun Quotes By Big Pun: Battery never dies, the ghetto keeps me wise.

Battery never dies, the ghetto keeps me wise. — Big Pun

Pun Pun Quotes By Eric Idle: The room was rococo. I had a strong

The room was rococo. I had a strong sense of gilt. — Eric Idle

Pun Pun Quotes By Brian Spellman: Every swamp has a silted lining.

Every swamp has a silted lining. — Brian Spellman