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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. — Bill Bailey

On our way home we were waiting for the bus when a very fat, pompous-looking woman reeled out of a pub shouting, Melancholia? Ad nauseam. — Joe Orton

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints. — Pauline Quirke

Some people like going to the pub; I enjoy going to the gym. — Frank Bruno

A lot of bands have the enthusiasm kicked out of them by playing really dreary pub venues that just churn bands through. — Alex Kapranos

Some seek the comfort of their therapist's office, other head to the corner pub and dive into a pint, but I chose running as my therapy. — Dean Karnazes

Let me just say, I've seen a pub or two. — Don Johnson

These truth-seeking students gathered at a local pub on the campus of King's College, called the White Horse Inn, to debate the ideas of Luther. — Steven J. Lawson

I go to the pub, hang out with my family - that's pretty much it. I also do a lot of sports when I get the chance. I'm actually a pretty mellow guy. — Mads Mikkelsen

I like reading in a pub rather than a library or study, as it's generally much easier to get a drink. — Pete McCarthy

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

Take me now, Luke, or I'm going to walk out of this pub and find the first man who will. — Katee Robert

Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops — Benny Bellamacina

If I listened to my instincts, I'd be down at the pub chasing women, not under a 400 pound bar squatting — Dorian Yates

Every species has its pub. — Rhys Ifans

We met when we were both majoring in Space Invaders with a Pub Etiquette minor at the Happy Harbor Campus of UMass/Boston. — Dennis Lehane

NIGHTINGALE AND I did what all good coppers do when faced with a spare moment in the middle of the day - we went looking for a pub. — Ben Aaronovitch

Being in Oxford can be a bit like being on holiday - there's plenty of time spent in the pub. — Kevin Whately

Ignore the trade-pub narratives about how little success indies enjoy. — Nathan Lowell

Why not go down the pub? A guy once came up to me at a gig and asked me if I had MySpace. I said, 'This is my space, and you're invading it.' — Paul Weller

You're saying you would sit in my pub and talk into a wireless, and they would hear it in America? — Charles Ayling

Paris is a woman but London is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub. — Jack Kerouac

If it wasn't for O'Flanagan's Pub on Manhattan's Upper East Side, I don't know where I would have spent my Friday nights as a young man. — Michael Bloomberg

In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?! — Jenson Button

It was as if Tutankhamen or Miss Havisham had wandered into the pub one night and started bitching about the head on the pints. — Tana French

Ya game is fine, but ya booze-eyes are a problem. Not like ya ta drink this much. I reckon ya banjo'd, so ya are. — JoAnne Kenrick

I was in a vintage pub rock band called Clover in the 1970s. — Huey Lewis

Just as the best way to judge an adult is by his or her record collection, the best way to judge a pub is by the albums on its jukebox. — Ned Beauman

I love pubs and I love pub culture. — Jodie Whittaker

I've no grand designs to conquer the music industry, but I'd love to be able to tell my mates that I'm playing in a pub in Camden one night. — Luke Treadaway

Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money — Steven Morrissey

I don't have to hang around a pub, really, to get an idea. I usually visit it once, get the layout, the atmosphere, the feel of it. — Martha Grimes

At 1:00 a.m., they were in the Welsh pub again, having drinks and talking opera and football. — John Grisham

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey

Potter! There are hundreds of people thundering through my pub! — J.K. Rowling

We played every bar, party, pub, hotel lounge, church hall, mining town - places that made Mad Max territory look like a Japanese garden. — Michael Hutchence

I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years. — Paul O'Grady

When I was a student, I had a part time job as a barmaid at a dodgy pub in Kent. — Jane Green

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth. — Oliver Reed

Good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead. — Warren Ellis

A pub can be a magical place. — Rhys Ifans

I like to think that at the end of a show, you can just take your costume off and go to the pub. — Max Irons

Between sixteen and eighteen, I was singing anywhere I could, in bars or down at the pub. — Rita Ora

Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving. — Benny Bellamacina

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey

I could sit in a pub and tell you all the things that are written in this book but you wouldn't fucking listen. — Banksy

Drain your drink, come on. You don't leave a full glass in a pub. Charles II outlawed it. — Harriet Evans

Afternoon drinkers shifted in the gloom as if they sensed new blood. — Sara Sheridan

Taking notes at a pub in Salisbury, I was mistaken for a health inspector! — Sarah Rees Brennan

I was a lumberjack for years, a pub bouncer, I've sung in a band; in fact, I still sing, and I even trained myself to be a tree surgeon. — Rory McCann

When I was 16, I used to hang out at the Nambucca pub in North London and see The Libertines play live. — Jamie Campbell Bower

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. — Peter Kay

In Chicago, you can't swing a cat without hitting an Irish pub (and angering the cat), but McAnally's place stands out from the crowd. — Jim Butcher

Let's all go and be feminists in the pub. — Caitlin Moran

Work. Home. The pub. Meeting girls. Living in the city. Life. Is that all there is? — Neil Gaiman

Drop by Bell's for an Irish Kiss anytime. The best in England — JoAnne Kenrick

... whichever of my friends was and is sensitive, touchy even, had to choose... emigration... and I emigrated inwardly, here to the pub for example... — Bohumil Hrabal

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

You can get samosas in any pub in England today, pretty much. So, "Gunga Din" has come back. — Aasif Mandvi

He was bright, bright, bright, like a lantern above a pub door in November- he made you want to come in and never leave. — Caitlin Moran

You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player. — Sid Waddell

Hard by the church stood the public house; so often the two are closely conjoined, honorably sharing both joys and sorrows. — Jeremias Gotthelf

I like being able to go to a local pub and have great food and particularly love pubs that welcome my dogs. — Kevin Spacey

You can't fight if you're drunk," she nagged.
You've clearly never been on a battlefield. Or in a pub, for that matter. — Thaddeus White

THE LITTLE MAN HURRIED into the Fountain and ordered a very large whisky. "Because," he announced to the pub in general, "I deserve it. — Neil Gaiman

More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson. — Jonathan Ross

At sixteen, Eleanor was already built like she ran a medieval pub. — Rainbow Rowell

When's the last time you walked by a pub in Dublin and heard Irish music? When's the last time you ordered a coffee and heard an Irish accent? — Michael Flatley

Few things are more pleasant than a village graced with a good church, a good priest and a good pub. — John Hillaby

I was used to getting changed in pub toilets before going on set. Then suddenly I had studios in L.A. advising me on my hair. — Harry Treadaway

I love eating at my dad's pub, the Queens Arms in Kilburn. It does a traditional Albanian spinach pie. — Rita Ora

Ah, kiss me, love, and miss me, love,
and dry your bitter tears. (Irish Pub Song) — Nora Roberts

All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub. — Samantha Mumba

It is always reasonably easy to get conversation going in a pub, and it will be a black day for detectives when beer is abolished. After — Dorothy L. Sayers

If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you. — Benny Bellamacina

Vimes nodded glumly. It was amazing how many people were prepared to do business with a man they'd met in a pub. — Terry Pratchett

Good puzzle would be cross Dublin without passing a pub. — James Joyce

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper

You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening. — Eric Idle

Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local Supernatural Pub looking for humans and dates. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

My dad took on every job he could get. He worked like mad. But then, at some point, he had saved up enough to open his first pub. — Rita Ora

My, you do like to dominate — JoAnne Kenrick

You can't be glued in the '60s. Walking around, going up the pub or popping to Tesco in a hunting jacket. — Dave Davies

I think the only thing I would've ever been any good at was probably being a pub landlord. I've thought of that a couple of times. — Joe Cocker

I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few — Benny Bellamacina

When I got to L.A. I woke up and I was losing my voice because of the dry air. It was like, "Oh my god, this is going to be Joe's Pub all over again." — Hamilton Leithauser

Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moan
That's the fate of every Magpie
While Mam perfects her game show skills
Giving talks at the WI — John Walter Bratton