Pub Quotes
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Pub Quotes & Sayings
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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
— Bill Bailey
I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.
— Pauline Quirke
A lot of bands have the enthusiasm kicked out of them by playing really dreary pub venues that just churn bands through.
— Alex Kapranos
Some seek the comfort of their therapist's office, other head to the corner pub and dive into a pint, but I chose running as my therapy.
— Dean Karnazes
Let me just say, I've seen a pub or two.
— Don Johnson
These truth-seeking students gathered at a local pub on the campus of King's College, called the White Horse Inn, to debate the ideas of Luther.
— Steven J. Lawson
I go to the pub, hang out with my family - that's pretty much it. I also do a lot of sports when I get the chance. I'm actually a pretty mellow guy.
— Mads Mikkelsen
I like reading in a pub rather than a library or study, as it's generally much easier to get a drink.
— Pete McCarthy
Take me now, Luke, or I'm going to walk out of this pub and find the first man who will.
— Katee Robert
Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops
— Benny Bellamacina
If I listened to my instincts, I'd be down at the pub chasing women, not under a 400 pound bar squatting
— Dorian Yates
Every species has its pub.
— Rhys Ifans
We met when we were both majoring in Space Invaders with a Pub Etiquette minor at the Happy Harbor Campus of UMass/Boston.
— Dennis Lehane
NIGHTINGALE AND I did what all good coppers do when faced with a spare moment in the middle of the day - we went looking for a pub.
— Ben Aaronovitch
Being in Oxford can be a bit like being on holiday - there's plenty of time spent in the pub.
— Kevin Whately
You're saying you would sit in my pub and talk into a wireless, and they would hear it in America?
— Charles Ayling
If it wasn't for O'Flanagan's Pub on Manhattan's Upper East Side, I don't know where I would have spent my Friday nights as a young man.
— Michael Bloomberg
In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?!
— Jenson Button
Ya game is fine, but ya booze-eyes are a problem. Not like ya ta drink this much. I reckon ya banjo'd, so ya are.
— JoAnne Kenrick
I love pubs and I love pub culture.
— Jodie Whittaker
I've no grand designs to conquer the music industry, but I'd love to be able to tell my mates that I'm playing in a pub in Camden one night.
— Luke Treadaway
I don't have to hang around a pub, really, to get an idea. I usually visit it once, get the layout, the atmosphere, the feel of it.
— Martha Grimes
At 1:00 a.m., they were in the Welsh pub again, having drinks and talking opera and football.
— John Grisham
We played every bar, party, pub, hotel lounge, church hall, mining town - places that made Mad Max territory look like a Japanese garden.
— Michael Hutchence
I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years.
— Paul O'Grady
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
— Oliver Reed
Good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.
— Warren Ellis
A pub can be a magical place.
— Rhys Ifans
I like to think that at the end of a show, you can just take your costume off and go to the pub.
— Max Irons
Between sixteen and eighteen, I was singing anywhere I could, in bars or down at the pub.
— Rita Ora
Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving.
— Benny Bellamacina
Drain your drink, come on. You don't leave a full glass in a pub. Charles II outlawed it.
— Harriet Evans
Taking notes at a pub in Salisbury, I was mistaken for a health inspector!
— Sarah Rees Brennan
When I was 16, I used to hang out at the Nambucca pub in North London and see The Libertines play live.
— Jamie Campbell Bower
Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.
— Caitlin Moran
Drop by Bell's for an Irish Kiss anytime. The best in England
— JoAnne Kenrick
... whichever of my friends was and is sensitive, touchy even, had to choose... emigration... and I emigrated inwardly, here to the pub for example...
— Bohumil Hrabal
If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
— Benny Bellamacina
You can get samosas in any pub in England today, pretty much. So, "Gunga Din" has come back.
— Aasif Mandvi
He was bright, bright, bright, like a lantern above a pub door in November- he made you want to come in and never leave.
— Caitlin Moran
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.
— Sid Waddell
Hard by the church stood the public house; so often the two are closely conjoined, honorably sharing both joys and sorrows.
— Jeremias Gotthelf
I like being able to go to a local pub and have great food and particularly love pubs that welcome my dogs.
— Kevin Spacey
You can't fight if you're drunk," she nagged.You've clearly never been on a battlefield. Or in a pub, for that matter. — Thaddeus White
More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson.
— Jonathan Ross
At sixteen, Eleanor was already built like she ran a medieval pub.
— Rainbow Rowell
When's the last time you walked by a pub in Dublin and heard Irish music? When's the last time you ordered a coffee and heard an Irish accent?
— Michael Flatley
Few things are more pleasant than a village graced with a good church, a good priest and a good pub.
— John Hillaby
I was used to getting changed in pub toilets before going on set. Then suddenly I had studios in L.A. advising me on my hair.
— Harry Treadaway
All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub.
— Samantha Mumba
It is always reasonably easy to get conversation going in a pub, and it will be a black day for detectives when beer is abolished. After
— Dorothy L. Sayers
If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you.
— Benny Bellamacina
Vimes nodded glumly. It was amazing how many people were prepared to do business with a man they'd met in a pub.
— Terry Pratchett
Good puzzle would be cross Dublin without passing a pub.
— James Joyce
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
— Tommy Cooper
You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening.
— Eric Idle
Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local Supernatural Pub looking for humans and dates.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
My, you do like to dominate
— JoAnne Kenrick
You can't be glued in the '60s. Walking around, going up the pub or popping to Tesco in a hunting jacket.
— Dave Davies
I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few
— Benny Bellamacina
