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You're my addiction, Caitlin, keeping me sane at the same time as driving me crazy.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
Like it or not, the people of Arkansas sent me to Washington to represent them in this great body.
— Mark Pryor
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
— Richard Pryor
You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.
— Richard Pryor
The rarity of what you hold is more powerful than you can imagine. It is a gift for humanity and the most lethal curse to the vampires.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
— Richard Pryor
I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.
— Richard Pryor
Countless emotions could be masked by the sexual act, but a kiss, the most intimate and passionate of exchanges, concealed nothing.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset
the comedians themselves. — Richard Pryor
the comedians themselves. — Richard Pryor
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
— Richard Pryor
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
— Richard Pryor
[Adoption] could turn you into an exquisite comedian. Ask Richard Pryor's ghost.
— Keegan-Michael Key
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
— Joe Rogan
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
— Tracy Morgan
The MS really started going downhill in 1990.
— Richard Pryor
Everyone carries around his own monsters.
Richard Pryor — Jonathan Maberry
Richard Pryor — Jonathan Maberry
Rebounding helps a lot with your ball skills, because you're able to go get the ball at a high point, which is what they want you to do in football.
— Calvin Pryor
George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.
— Denis Leary
We die, you die. You die, we survive. I think there's a pecking order in that, don't you?
— Lindsay J. Pryor
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
— Richard Pryor
I'm not punishing you.'
'No?'
'No. You'd know if I was. Trust me. — Lindsay J. Pryor
'No?'
'No. You'd know if I was. Trust me. — Lindsay J. Pryor
But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.
— Richard Pryor
Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.
— Richard Pryor
I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.
— Richard Pryor
You upped the ante with the wrong vampire, Caitlin.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
I'm already inside your head. And your body's most definitely next.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.
— Richard Pryor
Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.
— Richard Pryor
What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.
— Richard Pryor
It's not our mistakes that define us, but what we do about them.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
Strong isn't about not being afraid, Caitlin. It's about facing what you're scared of.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
Pryor's comedy isn't based on suspiciousness about whites, or on anger, either; he's gone way past that. Whites are unbelievable to him.
— Pauline Kael
Last warning. I don't play nice.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
I don't do this relationship shit, Caitlin. But I see you because I want to see you; I'm with you because I want to be with you. That's the truth.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me.
— Marc Maron
That's insanity. We must be good all the time.
— Richard Pryor
Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn't already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
— Anthony Jeselnik
I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst ... In other words, I had a life.
— Richard Pryor
There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'
— Alan King
If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.
— Richard Pryor
As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and Richard Pryor. But my mother was a huge influence on my comedy.
— Tig Notaro
There's only so much temptation a vampire can take.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
— Richard Pryor
I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.
— Richard Pryor
Freebase? What's free about it?
— Richard Pryor
Being able to write creatively or read creative fiction is the best way to exercise your imagination.
— Michael Pryor
All humor is rooted in pain.
— Richard Pryor
No man is above the law.
— William H. Pryor Jr.
I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.
— Richard Pryor
If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
— Richard Pryor
I was an only child.
— Richard Pryor
I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.
— Richard Pryor
This was war: a vast machine that chewed up people.
— Michael Pryor
As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
— Christopher Moore
I believe you need to accept that just because something is different to you, it doesn't make it bad, a threat or the enemy.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
I played three sports in high school, baseball, football and basketball. Baseball really helped me a lot.
— Calvin Pryor
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
— Kevin Hart
Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.
— Richard Pryor
I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.
— Richard Pryor
Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?
— Richard Pryor
I'm more than twisted. I'm the worst kind of vampire ... But you're the one who's craving me, so what does that make you?
— Lindsay J. Pryor
It wasn't enough. With that much damage, there was no way her blood would be effective quick enough. It would only delay the inevitable.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
— Richard Pryor
People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy.
— Hannibal Buress
Aubrey Fitzwilliam hated being dead. It made things much harder than they needed to be.
— Michael Pryor
Playing the martyr doesn't suit you, Leila.'
'Maybe not, but playing the complete and utter bastard clearly suits you. — Lindsay J. Pryor
'Maybe not, but playing the complete and utter bastard clearly suits you. — Lindsay J. Pryor
You don't get to be old bein' no fool ...
— Richard Pryor
My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.
— Richard Pryor
If peace had a smell,it would be the smell of a library full of old, leather-bound books.
— Mark Pryor
You need me, Kane. Maybe even more than I need you.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he ... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling.
— Richard Pryor
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
— Richard Pryor
But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.
— Richard Pryor
Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.
— Richard Pryor
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
— Richard Pryor
No, I'm not dying, and I sure ... ain't dead.
— Richard Pryor
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
— Richard Pryor