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Program Funny Quotes By Mindy Kaling: As a kid, I was curious but not

As a kid, I was curious but not remotely adventurous, if that makes sense. — Mindy Kaling

Program Funny Quotes By Amy Schumer: To me, feminism means equality between men and

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see. — Amy Schumer

Program Funny Quotes By Mike Murdock: Sometimes you have to do something you dislike

Sometimes you have to do something you dislike to create something you desire. — Mike Murdock

Program Funny Quotes By Virginia Martin: Hope is the light that flickers and burns

Hope is the light that flickers and burns eternally, when you remain steadfast with faith. — Virginia Martin

Program Funny Quotes By Samuel Beckett: Does it really matter which hand is employed

Does it really matter which hand is employed to absterge the podex? — Samuel Beckett

Program Funny Quotes By Margaret Atwood: I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood

Program Funny Quotes By Billie Jean King: You have got to want to be the

You have got to want to be the best before you can even begin to reach for that goal, and you have got to be prepared to sacrifice a lot to get there. — Billie Jean King

Program Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Yes, I recognize Zarathustra. His eyes are clear

Yes, I recognize Zarathustra. His eyes are clear now, no longer does he sneer with loathing. Just see how he dances along! — Friedrich Nietzsche

Program Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Does anyone find it ironic how a program

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle

Program Funny Quotes By Nancy Gibbs: The typical white American woman in 1800 gave

The typical white American woman in 1800 gave birth seven times; by 1900, the average was down to 3.5. — Nancy Gibbs

Program Funny Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: Fourscore and seven years ago...

Fourscore and seven years ago... — Abraham Lincoln

Program Funny Quotes By Jeanne Calment: Always keep a smile. I attribute my long

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment

Program Funny Quotes By Mary Doria Russell: Have you ever thought about a Twelve Step

Have you ever thought about a Twelve Step program for people who talk too much? You could call it On and On Anon. — Mary Doria Russell

Program Funny Quotes By Christopher Reeve: A hero is someone who, in spite of

A hero is someone who, in spite of weakness, doubt or not always knowing the answers, goes ahead and overcomes anyway. — Christopher Reeve