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As a kid, I was curious but not remotely adventurous, if that makes sense. — Mindy Kaling

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see. — Amy Schumer

Sometimes you have to do something you dislike to create something you desire. — Mike Murdock

Hope is the light that flickers and burns eternally, when you remain steadfast with faith. — Virginia Martin

Does it really matter which hand is employed to absterge the podex? — Samuel Beckett

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program. — Margaret Atwood

You have got to want to be the best before you can even begin to reach for that goal, and you have got to be prepared to sacrifice a lot to get there. — Billie Jean King

Yes, I recognize Zarathustra. His eyes are clear now, no longer does he sneer with loathing. Just see how he dances along! — Friedrich Nietzsche

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle

The typical white American woman in 1800 gave birth seven times; by 1900, the average was down to 3.5. — Nancy Gibbs

Fourscore and seven years ago... — Abraham Lincoln

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment

Have you ever thought about a Twelve Step program for people who talk too much? You could call it On and On Anon. — Mary Doria Russell

A hero is someone who, in spite of weakness, doubt or not always knowing the answers, goes ahead and overcomes anyway. — Christopher Reeve