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I finally got up around noon, after having decided that, as far as monogamous relationships go, I could probably do worse than marrying my bed.
— Robyn Schneider
I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.
— Patrick Kane
We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet.
— Ronald Reagan
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
— Sarah Silverman
I have a three-piece suit. I'm an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I'm probably the killer.
— Mads Mikkelsen
I was a drummer in the bugle band in cadets. I marched. It's probably quite funny to look back on it.
— Gordon Lightfoot
If someone were to come up to you in a dark alley and say, "Psst, wanna see a UML diagram?" thatdiagram would probably be a class diagram. — Martin Fowler
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
— Greg Giraldo
If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food
— Maggie Stiefvater
I occasionally laugh and tell him that his imperturbability is worth three hundred milligrams of lithium a day to me, and it is probably true.
— Kay Redfield Jamison
I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians.
— Richard C. Armitage
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
— Dennis Miller
You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.
— Katie MacAlister
We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
...they're currently planning to ram something unpleasant up our buttocks, probably a dildo covered in chili.
— Christopher G. Nuttall
A kiss from the Captain would probably melt my central processor." Thorne winked at her. "Oh trust me. It would. — Marissa Meyer
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
— Larry Gelbart
He should probably make love to her.
— Tara Janzen
I didn't want to spoil the mood. This was probably the longest Daemon and I had ever spoken without some statement earning him the finger.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
— Billy Connolly
It's probably polite to pretend you don't see people coming out of pawnshops, anyhow.
— Dashiell Hammett
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
— Iliza Shlesinger
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
— Sarah Silverman
My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
— Norm MacDonald
Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.
— Frankie Boyle
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
— Groucho Marx
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
— Peter Ustinov
But there was nothing funny about his sword. Jason figured one hit from that thing would probably turn him into a Popsicle. Then
— Rick Riordan
Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.
— Jack Black
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
— Tracy Morgan
