Pregnant Funny Quotes
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Pregnant Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Jesus asks me to loosen my grip on the things that matter to me. It's only then He can fill my hands with His own treasures.
— Anusha Atukorala
I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.
— Nicole Kidman
Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there.
— The Walking Dead
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
— Tracy Morgan
My goodness, no one gives a gift to Santa Claus!
— Michael Brown
Sometimes, the waves grow hushed, but the sea is always there, touching, caressing, eating the earth ...
— Keri Hulme
Working is living to me.
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
If you wave a flag, make it an American Flag.
— Antonio Villaraigosa
I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ...
— Dashiell Hammett
The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair
— Olive B. Persimmon
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
— Chelsea Handler