Pregnancy Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Pregnancy

Pregnancy Quotes & Sayings

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The easiest way to get your body back after baby is to not gain too much weight during your pregnancy! — Constance Marie

I am entirely capable."
"Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them? — Gail Carriger

We did not determine our fate into the world. What we know is we are here in the world. — Lailah Gifty Akita

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All you creeps on the street get away from me — Kathy Acker

The truth is that I love my baby to bits, but the rest of it sucked. Pregnancy was the biggest killer for me. I hated it - I hated being fat. — Jaime Pressly

Pregnancy is not a disease. The child in the womb is neither a tumor nor a parasite to be destroyed. — Chris Smith

I love pregnancy and the bump and the whole thing. — Bethenny Frankel

Why don't you go to the drugstore right now, get an early pregnancy test, then go up to your apartment and take it before you go back to work? — Meg Cabot

Men need women. Women need men. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! — Jessica Simpson

Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you. — Dorothy Parker

Pregnancy was probably the best and the hardest thing I'll ever go through. I know for a lot of women, it can be wonderful and relatively easy. — Mariah Carey

Jhumpa Lahiri calls living in a foreign country "an eternal pregnancy"; an uncomfortable wait for something impossible to define. — G. Willow Wilson

Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

No other natural bodily function is painful and childbirth should not be an exception — Grantly Dick-Read

A lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to let their bodies go, and that's the worst thing. — Tracy Anderson

Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee are like my brothers. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have gotten through my pregnancy. — Jaime Pressly

The sacred-time will hold my babies in my hand. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Avoiding pregnancy is not an absolute evil. — Pope Francis

I was slowly taking on the dimensions of a chest of drawers. — Maria Franziska Von Trapp

Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy — Friedrich Nietzsche

I had absolutely no idea how I had ballooned during my pregnancy. All I thought about was eating plenty of food to keep my baby healthy. — Jennifer Ellison

Pregnancy is a very creative phase for me. — Natalie Massenet

He kissed my belly, "Just think. All the love that we have for each other, we put it in this safe place here." He kissed my belly again. — Tara Brown

Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children do — George Bernard Shaw

Pregnancy stops you from having sex?" he asked wide-eyed before looking to Keela and saying, "We're adopting."
We all laughed. — L.A. Casey

Enough about me and my tapeworm. How are you? — Rainbow Rowell

I thought my body was going to change so quickly with pregnancy that I'd freak out. But it was really gradual. — Jenna Dewan

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul. — Robert Anton Wilson

It seems an insult to nature and to the Creator to imagine that pregnancy was ever intended to be a sickness. — Eliza Bisbee Duffey

Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Something growing inside you which would eventually usurp your life. — Erica Jong

Pregnancy is of course confined to women, but it is in other ways significantly different from the typical covered disease or disability — William Rehnquist

The sadness began later, in waves as crushing as the contractions had been, — Ruth Ahmed

The news of my pregnancy spread like a forest fire in summer — John Sculley

People are kinder to the unborn than they are to the women themselves, and soon I had my ticket. — Emily Schultz

I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles ... they don't have one that says 'oops. — Gabriel Iglesias

The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into. — Carrie Fisher

In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages. — Thomas Beecham

Dad's romances could last anywhere between a platypus egg incubation (19-21 days) and a squirrel pregnancy (24-45 days). — Marisha Pessl

Labor is really going to hurt. — Jessica Simpson

As the most religious country of the 18 surveyed, the U.S. also comes in with the highest rates for teen pregnancy and for gonorrhea and syphilis. — Gwynne Dyer

Children are lovable and adorable. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Cancer is a demonic pregnancy. — Susan Sontag

Half a million women die each year around the world in pregnancy. It's not biology that kills them so much as neglect. — Nicholas D. Kristof

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant ... if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? — Chelsea Handler

I think we've moved to thinking of parenting and pregnancy as something in which you should lose yourself. — Emily Oster

Pregnancy changed my body; it changed the way I walk. — Andie MacDowell

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are like a woman with a difficult pregnancy. We have to rebuild the social classes in Egypt, and we must change the way things were. — Naguib Mahfouz

We need to support these women who are in crisis pregnancy situations. — Kathy Ireland

Pregnancy is a time to plan what kind of emotional world our child will grow up in... — Roni Jay

Love is nature's way of ensuring pregnancy — Sujatha

Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have. — Robin Lim

Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States. — Jenna Marbles

Are you lost, Lea? This isn't where they're handing out the free pregnancy tests. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows. — C.S. Lewis

It must be quite a shock to suddenly find out you're pregnant, seventeen times over - at your age, too. — Lois McMaster Bujold

My pregnancy was great, but the last three weeks were manic because my blood pressure was going up and up. — Gurinder Chadha

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me! — Jessica Simpson

Without unwanted pregnancies, there will be no abortion; and with wanted pregnancy there will be no abortion. JAMES. — James C. Uwandu

They're spreading out. Look unaware and sweet and innocent.
It's a little hard to look innocent when I'm as big as a house. — Christine Feehan

There were no exceptions for the aged, the ill, the women in pregnancy. — Herbert Adams Gibbons

The world has its way with us long before we're born. — Annie Murphy Paul

Enjoy the moment while waiting. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape. — Charisma Carpenter

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom. — John Fugelsang

Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it's forever-changing, both mentally and physically. — Brooke Burke

For many women - myself included - pregnancy brings on tremendous anxiety and confusion, along with the joy. — Emily Oster

Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! — Jessica Simpson

I went up a pants size during my pregnancy. — Ellen Pompeo

The solution [to a crisis pregnancy] is not to kill the innocent baby but to deal with the mother's values and her attitudes toward life. — Jesse Jackson

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. — Rita Rudner

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence — Cathy Crimmins

When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. — Jeanette Winterson

The health of your future kids does not start with their birth - it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife. — Pratik Patil

Oh, and you accuse me of flattery! Here I waddle about like a fat old duck and you try to tell me I'm lovely. — Robin Hobb

Exhaustion is a normal pregnancy symptom. I'm building an ecosystem in here! — Rachel Bertsche

I never ever slept again after my first pregnancy. — Uma Thurman

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers. — Chelsea Handler

The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby. — Ann Romney

Unplanned pregnancy is an equal-opportunity affliction. — Ann McLane Kuster

Men never feel quite the same about a woman's body once they know it's done that thing: widened and torn to push out a baby's head. — Emma Donoghue

When a woman miscarries, the experience of the father is often forgotten. But men grieve pregnancy loss too... — Various

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done. — Jessica Simpson

When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant. — Andy Warhol

Pregnancy demonstrates the deterministic character of woman's sexuality. — Camille Paglia

You check the pregnancy test every month, and when it comes up negative it can start to wear on you — Cindy Margolis

The right to privacy ... is broad enough to encompass a woman's decision whether or not to terminate her pregnancy. — Harry A. Blackmun

There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player. — Jessica Simpson

The early stage of pregnancy for me is quite hard to hide. — Kate Winslet

Matron Malice, her belly swollen in the final hours of pregnancy. — R.A. Salvatore

My mother's pregnancy, it seems, was fated; my birth, however, owed a good deal to accident. — Salman Rushdie

I'm trying to be in the moment and really enjoy my pregnancy. I feel really lucky. — Jewel

If you want to know the value of a month, ask a pregnant woman, if a month matters in her pregnancy. — Sunday Adelaja

And my husband and I have been together for 10 years, so I guess people felt a part of it and it makes me feel really good — Beyonce Knowles

Pregnancy turned me into such a pussy. — L.A. Casey

They say that your second trimester is when you get most of your energy and it's the 'easiest' part of the pregnancy. — Malin Akerman

You know this business, Cole. Your production budget is climbing faster than Lindsay Lohan's chance of a crack baby pregnancy. — Alessandra Torre

Beso me without desire so I may hear her coo, that grew in you — Sean Thomas Dougherty

Perhaps all the difficulties of pregnancy, childbirth, and mothering in the early years wouldn't — Laura Moriarty