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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? — Rita Rudner

Some of us rush through life and some of us saunter through life. Mrs. Vesey sat through life. — Wilkie Collins

A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke. — Joshua Lederberg

No one could say it was my choice to kill the twins, any more than it was my decision to bring them into the world. — John Burnside

I'm not perfect and I don't have to be. — Demi Lovato

I can't remember missing a practice because of illness. — Don Shula

Fate is playing a practical joke. — Kendare Blake

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. — Steven Morrissey

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline. — John Lloyd

by dropping down from above. Why is war so much like a practical joke? she — Margaret Atwood

Well, hey, you don't have anything to worry about then, do you? — Donna Tartt

Why don't the men propose, Mamma? Why don't the men propose? — Thomas Haynes Bayly

hoping that this was some jolly practical joke and that the real chap would shortly jump out from behind a chair and say "Boo! — P.G. Wodehouse

Not that the crew of the Toiletship itself were above a practical joke now and then. — Thomas Pynchon

We are not sent to do battle for God, but to be used by God in His battles. — Oswald Chambers

I like a lot of French literature, everything that was published like in the 40s and 50s. I like a lot of that. — Robert Pattinson

I loved my parents and wanted to make them proud of me - but no longer at the cost of my own happiness. — Rachel Hawthorne

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire

Children are God's or nature's practical joke on couples - that which is produced by passion then proceeds to nearly kill it. — Dennis Prager

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan

Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.' — Andrew Hudgins

The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm not extreme about what I eat. — Naomi Campbell

The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball. — Ron Luciano

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. — John Cheever