Practical Joke Quotes
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Some of us rush through life and some of us saunter through life. Mrs. Vesey sat through life.
— Wilkie Collins
A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.
— Joshua Lederberg
No one could say it was my choice to kill the twins, any more than it was my decision to bring them into the world.
— John Burnside
I'm not perfect and I don't have to be.
— Demi Lovato
Fate is playing a practical joke.
— Kendare Blake
I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.
— Steven Morrissey
Why don't the men propose, Mamma? Why don't the men propose?
— Thomas Haynes Bayly
hoping that this was some jolly practical joke and that the real chap would shortly jump out from behind a chair and say "Boo!
— P.G. Wodehouse
Not that the crew of the Toiletship itself were above a practical joke now and then.
— Thomas Pynchon
I like a lot of French literature, everything that was published like in the 40s and 50s. I like a lot of that.
— Robert Pattinson
I loved my parents and wanted to make them proud of me - but no longer at the cost of my own happiness.
— Rachel Hawthorne
I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
Children are God's or nature's practical joke on couples - that which is produced by passion then proceeds to nearly kill it.
— Dennis Prager
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.'
— Andrew Hudgins
The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm not extreme about what I eat.
— Naomi Campbell
The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.
— Ron Luciano
