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Potato Quotes & Sayings

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Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving. — Demetri Martin

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs. — Bill Murray

My favorite dish is brown rice with lentils, roasted red and yellow peppers, and fennel, with a sweet potato and a salad on the side. — Christie Brinkley

Mashed potato is the gentile's chicken soup. It's nature's tranquilizer. I take it instead of valium. — Andrew Payne

Without the potato, the balance of European power might never have tilted north. — Michael Pollan

When it looks like I may live longer than five minutes I'll drop cigarettes like a hot potato. — Patrick Swayze

An excellent choice to pair the scarpatine with the potato, Your Highness. They are better together than apart. — Grace Draven

You say potato, I say potahto." "I say rice pilaf. I say you're trying to distract me with talk of side dishes. — Josh Lanyon

I'm really enamored of the potato in all its guises. — James Beard

Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings. — J.K. Rowling

This potato - is this potato named Steve?"
She rolled her eyes. "No, stupid. That's Phil. The bread is Steve. — Rick Riordan

I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato. — Craig Ferguson

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods. — Betty White

I'm pretty much a couch potato. — Wentworth Miller

When I'm done playing football, I just might be the couch potato dad. — Troy Polamalu

For the increase in the number of my Brennan cousins," Conall remarked dryly, "we must thank the potato. — Edward Rutherfurd

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky

In all the good Greek of Plato
I lack my roastbeef and potato.

A better man was Aristotle,
Pulling steady on the bottle. — John Crowe Ransom

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides. — Chelsea Handler

I'm certain I taste like a boiled potato," she declared. He — Grace Draven

In cigarettes, we have pictures of blackened lungs on the packs. But packets of potato chips don't bear the picture of an obese heart patient, right? — Chetan Bhagat

A hamster is basically just a warm potato with fur. — R.J. Palacio

Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake. — Gregg Krech

My stepmother was no beauty. She was round and squat with a face not unlike a potato that had been scrubbed. — Sally Gardner

But I'll admit that he's kind of offensively delicious"
"Like salt and vinegar potato chips"
"Exactly — Chloe Neill

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas. — Carlos Mencia

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats. — Herbert V. Prochnow

What can I say? I'm Irish, I love a good potato. — Sophia Tallon

Don't slay that potato, let us be merciful please. — Tom Paxton

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips ... no Congress can make just one. — Jon Stewart

Can somebody tell me why it is that trips to Home Depot are like potato chips, you can never have just one? — Aaron Blaylock

Okay, first of all, who names their dinner? I don't want to know my dinner's name. This potato- is this potato named Steve? — Rick Riordan

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. — Lauren Child

Sweet potato fries — Jamie McGuire

Happiness is not a potato. — Charlotte Bronte

Judging foods without regard to price is a rich mans game, and yet poor people can be gourmets able to discern a good potato from a bad one. — Mark Kurlansky

Live the dream, Potato. — Miranda July

This is, like, the biggest thing to happen in our town since that girl found a potato that looked like Mother Teresa. — John M. Cusick

I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie. — Terry Jones

You say potato; I say potahto ... '
'I say integrity; you say deceit. — Melissa Marr

His nose was the size of a small fist and resembled a deformed potato. — James Dashner

Bobby Bingo had skin like a baked potato. A complete vegetable man, Lou Ann thought, — Barbara Kingsolver

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato. — Frank Zappa

I experimented with potato skin tea a few weeks ago. The less said about that the better. — Andy Weir

Don't be a baked potato. Be a person. — The Oatmeal

Poverty is a dish best served with Potato Soup. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

I drop his hand like a hot potato and scowl deeply. "You're such a vagina-tease. — Elle Kennedy

For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one ... It is soothing and enough. — M.F.K. Fisher

I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody. — Stephen Colbert

But happiness is not a potato. — Jeanette Winterson

Great Martian Potato Migration. Anyway, — Andy Weir

I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato. — Ariel Pink

Don't tell me you're going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich — Veronica Roth

High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly. — Barbara Kingsolver

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato-the best part of him is underground. — Henry S. F. Cooper

I don't really read the reviews - but I remember one I read a long time ago that said I had a face like a potato. — Bill Murray

I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down. — Paul Reiser

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

What a business is this of a portrait painter! You bring him a potato and expect he will paint you a peach. — Gilbert Stuart

I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate. — Ryan Lochte

If the British Isles had an official vegetable, it would have to be the potato. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Are you going to eat me in my sleep?"
"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
"Is that a no?"
"Are you a potato? — Rain Oxford

I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it. — Paul Merton

Every Irishman, the saying goes, has a potato in his head. — Augustus Hare

If you put a bit of butter or sour cream on your potato, the release of sugar into the bloodstream is slowed. — John Gray

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything. — Adam Garcia

Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato?' Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.' — Owen Wister

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy! — Twitter

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato. — Kevin Hart

Some people think I look like a sweet potato, I consider myself a spud with a heart of gold. — Shirley Maclaine

I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips. — Sandra Cisneros

Marriage is the cold potato of love. — Myrtle Reed

My absolute favorite meal in Nashville is sweet-potato pancakes at Pancake Pantry. — Taylor Swift

As deformed as a grotesque potato, — Andrzej Sapkowski

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad. — Woody Allen

Hunger was shred into atomics in every farthing porringer of husky chips of potato, fried with some reluctant drops of oil. — Charles Dickens

DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.
-Death — Terry Pratchett

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion. — Dana Gould

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

Sirius stabbed moodily at a potato — J.K. Rowling

I don't know why people are so down on the Best Western. They have the best sweet potato fries I've ever had. — Carey Mulligan

Reading one book is like eating one potato chip. — Diane Duane

The smell coming off my flesh had gone from simple stinkiness to something weird and almost appetizing, close to sour-cream-and-onion potato chips. — Eliot Schrefer

To bad guys arent like Mr. Potato head where you can pick and chose which parts you want. — Susane Colasanti

These days all you need is the ability to watch television and hold a potato at the same time to call yourself a designer. — Glenn Martinez

An ordinary potato has had more value than gold several times in history. — K.R. Royal

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage! — Karl Pilkington

Men who pride themselves on their ancestry are like the potato plant, the most part of which is under ground. — William Tyler

I always felt that the boiled potato, not the tudor rose, should be the national emblem. — Ilka Chase

I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to beat a plain old baked potato. — Laurie Colwin

I had a nickname in junior high, and I'm loathe to say this: 'potato lady.' — Rashida Jones

I'm a couch potato. I love to stay in and just watch a DVD with the missus. Or we all go over to Louis's house and watch 'X Factor.' — Zayn Malik

If you're poor, potato chips are the food of life for you. It's the caviar. — Sandra Cisneros

The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato. — Bauvard

I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. — Tyra Banks

Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato. — Gail Porter

They were all watching me with open concern and curiosity; the only sound breaking the silence was Sandra munching on potato chips. "I'm — Penny Reid

I'm a potato, it means I have no soul — Adam Snowflake

Words stretch the muscles of the imagination. Continual placid acceptance of ready-made visual images turns the imagination into a couch-potato. — Susan Cooper