Potato Quotes
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Potato Quotes & Sayings
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I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.
— Bill Murray
My favorite dish is brown rice with lentils, roasted red and yellow peppers, and fennel, with a sweet potato and a salad on the side.
— Christie Brinkley
Mashed potato is the gentile's chicken soup. It's nature's tranquilizer. I take it instead of valium.
— Andrew Payne
When it looks like I may live longer than five minutes I'll drop cigarettes like a hot potato.
— Patrick Swayze
An excellent choice to pair the scarpatine with the potato, Your Highness. They are better together than apart.
— Grace Draven
You say potato, I say potahto." "I say rice pilaf. I say you're trying to distract me with talk of side dishes.
— Josh Lanyon
I'm really enamored of the potato in all its guises.
— James Beard
This potato - is this potato named Steve?"She rolled her eyes. "No, stupid. That's Phil. The bread is Steve. — Rick Riordan
I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.
— Craig Ferguson
I'm pretty much a couch potato.
— Wentworth Miller
For the increase in the number of my Brennan cousins," Conall remarked dryly, "we must thank the potato.
— Edward Rutherfurd
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.
— Sara Paretsky
In all the good Greek of PlatoI lack my roastbeef and potato.
A better man was Aristotle,
Pulling steady on the bottle. — John Crowe Ransom
Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.
— Chelsea Handler
I'm certain I taste like a boiled potato," she declared. He
— Grace Draven
A hamster is basically just a warm potato with fur.
— R.J. Palacio
Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake.
— Gregg Krech
My stepmother was no beauty. She was round and squat with a face not unlike a potato that had been scrubbed.
— Sally Gardner
But I'll admit that he's kind of offensively delicious" "Like salt and vinegar potato chips"
"Exactly — Chloe Neill
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.
— Carlos Mencia
A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.
— Herbert V. Prochnow
What can I say? I'm Irish, I love a good potato.
— Sophia Tallon
Don't slay that potato, let us be merciful please.
— Tom Paxton
Can somebody tell me why it is that trips to Home Depot are like potato chips, you can never have just one?
— Aaron Blaylock
Okay, first of all, who names their dinner? I don't want to know my dinner's name. This potato- is this potato named Steve?
— Rick Riordan
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.
— Lauren Child
Sweet potato fries
— Jamie McGuire
Happiness is not a potato.
— Charlotte Bronte
Judging foods without regard to price is a rich mans game, and yet poor people can be gourmets able to discern a good potato from a bad one.
— Mark Kurlansky
Live the dream, Potato.
— Miranda July
This is, like, the biggest thing to happen in our town since that girl found a potato that looked like Mother Teresa.
— John M. Cusick
Bobby Bingo had skin like a baked potato. A complete vegetable man, Lou Ann thought,
— Barbara Kingsolver
I experimented with potato skin tea a few weeks ago. The less said about that the better.
— Andy Weir
Don't be a baked potato. Be a person.
— The Oatmeal
Poverty is a dish best served with Potato Soup.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one ... It is soothing and enough.
— M.F.K. Fisher
I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody.
— Stephen Colbert
But happiness is not a potato.
— Jeanette Winterson
Great Martian Potato Migration. Anyway,
— Andy Weir
Don't tell me you're going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich
— Veronica Roth
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly.
— Barbara Kingsolver
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato-the best part of him is underground.
— Henry S. F. Cooper
I don't really read the reviews - but I remember one I read a long time ago that said I had a face like a potato.
— Bill Murray
What a business is this of a portrait painter! You bring him a potato and expect he will paint you a peach.
— Gilbert Stuart
Are you going to eat me in my sleep?""Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
"Is that a no?"
"Are you a potato? — Rain Oxford
Every Irishman, the saying goes, has a potato in his head.
— Augustus Hare
I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything.
— Adam Garcia
Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato?' Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.'
— Owen Wister
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.
— Kevin Hart
Some people think I look like a sweet potato, I consider myself a spud with a heart of gold.
— Shirley Maclaine
I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless.
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips.
— Sandra Cisneros
Marriage is the cold potato of love.
— Myrtle Reed
As deformed as a grotesque potato,
— Andrzej Sapkowski
My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
— Woody Allen
Hunger was shred into atomics in every farthing porringer of husky chips of potato, fried with some reluctant drops of oil.
— Charles Dickens
DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.-Death — Terry Pratchett
Sirius stabbed moodily at a potato
— J.K. Rowling
I don't know why people are so down on the Best Western. They have the best sweet potato fries I've ever had.
— Carey Mulligan
Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.
— Diane Duane
The smell coming off my flesh had gone from simple stinkiness to something weird and almost appetizing, close to sour-cream-and-onion potato chips.
— Eliot Schrefer
To bad guys arent like Mr. Potato head where you can pick and chose which parts you want.
— Susane Colasanti
These days all you need is the ability to watch television and hold a potato at the same time to call yourself a designer.
— Glenn Martinez
Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
— Karl Pilkington
Men who pride themselves on their ancestry are like the potato plant, the most part of which is under ground.
— William Tyler
I always felt that the boiled potato, not the tudor rose, should be the national emblem.
— Ilka Chase
I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to beat a plain old baked potato.
— Laurie Colwin
I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.
— Tyra Banks
Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato.
— Gail Porter
I'm a potato, it means I have no soul
— Adam Snowflake
