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Like attention, praise and porn, salt is one of those instant gratifiers that are easy to get too much of and hard to get by without. — Josh Ozersky

Class was like watered down porn today. Vee said — Becca Fitzpatrick

It's always easier to avoid temptation than to resist it. — Randy Alcorn

Josh speculated about the hypothetical contents of an imaginary porn magazine for intelligent trees that would be entitled Enthouse. — Lev Grossman

Porn is in the eye of the beholder. — Adriano Bulla

It has been estimated that anywhere from 10% to 40% of internet activity is related to porn. — Hugh Howey

They just keep doing the same things," I said.
"Well, what else can they do? We all just keep doing the same things." She had a point there. — Haruki Murakami

I was a diva for thinking that my life would dramatically change when I came out of the gigantic closet-o-porn. — Iris Blaire

My name is Kat Berger, and I love porn. There is nothing wrong with enjoying watching two people fuck. — Mariana Zapata

How'd you become Mr. Expert?" "Porn. Porn and the Hallmark Channel. — Hades

The one sentence I regret? "Let's watch some porn. — Sarina Bowen

Great sex and awesome food is what conquered the beast, not beauty. The key to happiness is to fuck like a porn star and cook like a five star chef. — Travis Luedke

My relationship is so dysfunctional, last night I had revenge sex and make-up porn. — Quentin R. Bufogle

TV cookery is very like internet porn - the overwhelming majority of its audience will never ever get to act out what's happening on screen. — Skint Foodie

Only in California could the night air be lit not by fireflies, but radioactive porn star cumshots. — C.Z. Hazard

Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head? — Christine Zolendz

Like an angel of justice taking them down with his giant sword of righteousness?"
"That sounds like the tagline for a bad porn flick. — Chloe Neill

Bruised knees cramp my style.
They scream cheap whore,
when I am an expensive one. — Asa Akira

Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star. — Sloane Crosley

Hell, better than watching Robby Lingus porn. — Mariana Zapata

Home at six AM.
Is it still a walk of shame?
I was shooting porn. — Asa Akira

Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

What's your name, Farm Boy?"
"Charlie Heggensford, ma'am." He stuck out his hand and she smiled as she shook it. — Hank Edwards

The designer had probably been going for Turkish Bath but had hit Czech Porn Shoot instead. — Ben Aaronovitch

He loved me like a porn star, — Morgan Parker

Everybody naked, nobody happy. It's Scandinavian art porn. — Kelly Link

There must have been a time, before Internet porn, when there wasn't a script. Nowadays, everybody knows exactly how sex is supposed to go. — Paul Russell

It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal. — Damon Suede

They kissed for so long that several people cleared their throats and finally Miss Jackie threatened to make a video and sell it to a porn site. — Pepper Pace

Avoid watching porn, it increases expectations like UK clients — Subhasis Das

Hardcore without punk isn't music, it's a genre of porn. And punk isn't a genre of music, it's a thought process. — Dominic Owen Mallary

Before pop art, there was such a thing as bad taste. Now there's kitsch, schlock, camp, and porn. — Don DeLillo

I say, look at the melons on that lass," Ian exclaimed, his gaze now on the TV. "And hung like a stallion, he is."
"Focus, mate," Spade muttered. — Jeaniene Frost

The email appeared sometime during the night, like alcohol-induced depression, dreams of old lovers, porn on TV. — Dennis Vickers

He didn't just give you a pretty screen saver, ignoring all the viruses, porn and spyware on your hard drive. He wiped the whole hard drive out. — John Crowder

Do you know how hard it is to be in a house with a man that looks like Chase, who you know can fuck like a porn star, and not get any?! — Twyla Turner

Porn was something, it was a fill with lessons, full of them..., but for now it's empty so far and what I see I have already saw. — Deyth Banger

It was a pastiche of public library porn from Irving Stone to Philip Roth. — Nell Zink

What? You two basically skipped first base and are halfway to second because you've already watched porn together. — Megan Erickson

...After you have done everything to please a man and he's taken his pleasure with you, all you are for him is a whore, and a whore's daughter. — Pierre Louis

And who smiles when they're watching porn?" "Happy people, and virgins." I — N.R. Walker

You think those cats care? You think other animals watch each other go at it and it does something for them?"
"Like cat-porn. — Richard House

The mind-blowing, ridiculous sex which was the stuff of both poetry and porn - so unlike anything else I had ever experienced before. — Emily Giffin

We could have been day players in an amateur porn flick. — Gillian Flynn

Porn: the only unconditional love in the world. — Carl-John X. Veraja

She moved across the pool deck with a languor, an unabashed sexual energy that made me feel like I was watching porn. — Jan Ellison

assertions about men: sleazy, chancing, self-serving, porn-obsessed slackers. — Jojo Moyes

Serial killing
definition: must hit three,
just like a gangbang. — Asa Akira

Library-denigrators, pay heed: suggesting that the Internet is a viable substitute for libraries is like saying porn could replace your wife. — Joanne Harris

Me: Turn the porn down. It's so loud even I can hear it. — Colleen Hoover

I've seen men ruined by drink, drugs and dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I've seen someone ruined by softcore porn ... — Craig Johnson

Bragging about winning porn awards is like showing mommy what you did in the toilet. — Tyler Knight

Anyway, I might have just gone on about porn too long. — John Scalzi

I sometimes feel martial arts movies are like porn. They're addictive and no one really watches it for the script. — Clarissa Cartharn

Are you sure you aren't a porn star?"
Emilio licked his lips and reached up to wipe a damp spot from his cheek.
"Nah. Just a slut. — Santino Hassell

She is intent on pleasing the men that frighten her. — Carla H. Krueger

Human Millipede 6 was the highest-grossing movie of the summer and returned Nicholas Cage to Oscar-winning status. — C.Z. Hazard

I can love what is broken. — Carla H. Krueger

Plum guessed it stood to reason that out of all these billions of books at least one of them had to be dragon porn. — Lev Grossman

Still watches too much porn, though. You can tell. — Jojo Moyes

Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker. — Warren Ellis

He was here! And he was performing live and in-person girl porn - household tasks! — Gena Showalter

It says something interesting that when porn stars dress up, they do so more tastefully than non-porn stars. — Anonymous

I'm in the basement of a club with a porn star and bazillion vampires, and we're waiting for their queen. You tell me if I'm crazy." ~ Jackie Brighton — Jill Myles

Ryder had her laptop. He had access to all of her saved porn. All of it. And there was a lot. Like, more than there reasonably should be. — Helena Hunting

An erotic photograph is like a still from an unfolding story that makes you wonder what has already happened and what is about to happen next. — Chloe Thurlow

You're like Mr. Romance and Mr. Porn Star wrapped in one. — Olivia Cunning

That guy should be in porn films." Barclay frowned. "Why's that then, Allan?" Ward looked at him. "Tell me, Tam, when did you last see a bigger prick? — Ian Rankin

Whatever it is that stirs your soul, listen to that. Everything else is just noise. — Nicole Lyons

Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn. — Lauren Oliver

Obedience is to a model ... what a huge penis is to a male porn star. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island. — Ron Jeremy

The ONLY WAY to make sure revenge porn never ever, ever happens to you? Don't take naked pictures. — Anonymous

What's going on here, Tommy? Has Keffers recruited you for his porn patrol? — Kazuo Ishiguro

First Embody the Emptiness of Silence
Next Embody the Fullness of Honesty & Love
Thus Be Heaven
Sage Hope (Omid Mankoo) SH ... — Omid Mankoo

That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information."
"Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system? — Christopher Moore

Whatever people say about porn, you should stop thinking about that's shit like nightmares...! — Deyth Banger

Think no filth, see no porn. — Toba Beta

I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit! — Kim Harrison

I think everybody heard it wrong. When people were saying I was born again, it was actually that I've got back into porn again . . . — Billy Idol

42nd Street with its quarter mile of marquees offering porn of all types, colors, sizes, and flavors. — Rich Zahradnik

When had his life turned into a porn version of a James Bond movie? — Carla Swafford

Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!-Shane — Rachel Caine

Porn, it turns out, eventually takes the sexiness - that is, the wildness - out of sex. — Naomi Wolf

You can kill but don't cuss. Break any rule necessary to save the world but don't watch porn or even think about having sex. — Karen Marie Moning

Only in porn did people appear to need sex as badly as she needed it right that minute. — Christine Warren

Porn is about orgasm. Erotica is about suspending orgasm. — Chloe Thurlow

The internet is 95 percent porn and spam — Margaret Atwood

I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. — Deyth Banger

She was a dirty porn author, and God knows what evil she was harvesting, — Debra Anastasia

Porn puts people to sleep, conceptually and politically as well as erotically. — Naomi Wolf

WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500."
From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone — Ginny McMath

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right? — Richard Kadrey

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Silver nitrous girls pointed into occult winds of porn and destiny. — William Gibson

You are such a fag hag. They should have a class just for you, call it Man Porn 101. — Brandon Shire

Trez blew out his breath. You know what my fantasy is? It ain't porn. It's good news. For once in my fucking life, I'd love to have some good news. — J.R. Ward

She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. "What is this? Vampire porn?"
"Yep."
"Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer. — Larissa Ione

Both porn and religion distort a person's perspectives on women. — Jesse Dangerously

Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. — Billy Idol

Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam. — Charles Stross