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What if you need to poop?" she asked instead. — Brandon Sanderson

We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop. — Robyn Peterman

FYI, it isn't how I suspected. If you eat enough Cheetos you will NOT actually poop an extra-large Cheeto. — Felicia Day

Some countries have more water than others - some can afford to use clean water to flush their poop away, and some can't. — Rose George

a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, and a two hump camel makes a two hump poop — Taro Gomi

First-worlders have the luxury of not having to think about waste elimination very much. But for a third-worlder, poop is a big preoccupation. — Euny Hong

Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all. — Leopold Butters Stotch

Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got poop on it. — Iyanla Vanzant

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. — Tyler Posey

Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop]. — Scott McNealy

We were all in a tight group on the poop looking at her. — Joseph Conrad

Hey, if you poop on my blankets ... "
"Please. War gods do not poop on blankets..Well except for that one time.. — Rick Riordan

I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers. — David Duchovny

Drivin' the green train I'm all like, Choo-choo! Choo-choo! Can't catch me! - Oh, poop! A — Rick Riordan

We can't buy cereal with marshmallows because it makes my poop blue. — Adrienne Wilder

I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it. — Tom DeLonge

like as long as you're cleaning up some living thing's poop after age thirty, family members really respect that lifestyle choice. — Jen Kirkman

You're a talking unicorn," I said. "Sometimes when you poop, it comes out as rainbows and smells like cookies. There is nothing subtle about you. — T.J. Klune

We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal law, just like Richard Nixon. — Dave Barry

He went beatboxing to the bathroom, and when he came back, he brought a stench with him. The boy behind him kicked his shirt and out fell a tiny poop. — Lauren Groff

And maybe leprechauns will poop rainbows on your pillow. — Chloe Neill

Everybody looks at their poop. — Oprah Winfrey

You aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop. — Wavy Gravy

How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes? — Alanea Alder

It's not poop, it's chocolate ... just don't try to eat it because it's full of E. coli. — L. H. Cosway

If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day — Wayne Dyer

It's not something you tell your single best friend. It'd be like rubbing your nose in the poop of my happiness. — Shannon Hale

I'm all about that shit."
Mom shoots me the Disapproving-Mom-Subtle-Lip-Frown.
"I'm all about that poop," I correct delicately. — Sara Wolf

For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop? — Michael Makai

the mud. The poop was completely gone, tons of it just dissolved — Rick Riordan

Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop. — Kendra Wilkinson

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop. — Ryan Hansen

I can make it." He grabbed a pale blue tie that wasn't too thick. "You've got coffee?" "Does a pig poop? — Faleena Hopkins

Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they're still getting real food. — Douglas Coupland

A man who can set out in a cab for a fancy-dress ball and not get there is manifestly a poop of no common order. — P.G. Wodehouse

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops? — Tom Robbins

Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out. — Mark Salling

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise. — Craig Benzine

Let's just make a deal to try anything we can think of that doesn't hurt. Except pooping. If you ever poop on me, I'll leave you. — J.A. Rock

Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.

— Guy Kawasaki

Tomorrow I'll take you out to see the gold beetles. They're amazing: they eat dirt and poop out gold ore. — Lev Grossman

My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes ... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though. — Pink

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful. — Sandra Bullock

Ram it up your poop chute. — Frank Zappa

The Universe is picking us off one by one. Yesterday part of the poop deck went, and with it all the toilets. — Stanislaw Lem

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down. — Pat Paulsen

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! — Dr. Seuss

When Holding, clinging to the poop with five others, — Joan Druett

I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop. — Robert Pattinson

It is a little sad how many nights I have spent waiting for some animal to poop. The — Jeff Wells

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

Life is a stew, and pot is poop.If someone stirred even a teeny-bit of poop in the stew, would you really want to eat it? — Maria Semple

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. — Eric Andre

I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop, — Ted Nugent

If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop. — Doug Stanhope

When I see a dictionary on my desk I feel like I'm looking at some strange dog leaving a twisty piece of poop on our lawn out back. — Haruki Murakami

If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck? — Joel Samaha

When visiting the Grand Canyon, make sure you hike into the canyon. And be careful not to fall or step in mule poop. — McKenna Shay

One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop. — Keith Olbermann

And the feasts on the poop and the musicians. — C.S. Lewis

Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop?
Answer: That is bird poop, too. — Kurt Vonnegut

As a Minnesota agency nurse said, We are not just bed-making, drink-serving, poop-wiping, medication-passing assistants. We are much more. — Alexandra Robbins

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette — Josh Stern

It looks hard," said Michael. "Not squishy like poop. — Gary D. Robson

The great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop! — Angelina Jolie

If you walk the dog long enough, you'll eventually be able to get him to poop. — Tim Smith

You are all made of real poop. — Anne Frank

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

You think, "Aw man, I would never want somebody else's poop on my hand," but when it's your child, "Oh, it's not that bad, I'll just wash it off." — Richard Sherman

Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe. — James Patterson

The more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/) — Mary Sumner

This was a true pants-pooping moment. — Dinah Katt

Maybe that is the real reason why I don't want children: so that I don't have to touch another person's poop for the rest of my life. — Kunal Nayyar

My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop. — Sara Cox

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

Did he really just poop a rainbow? Seriously, did that just happen? Because I saw it happen. — Sarah Beth Durst

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny. — Mark Hoppus

And onto the screen pops a couple of housewives who start having a poop fit when they see how clean their new dish soap got the dinner plates — David James Duncan

The motor-car went Poop-poop-poop, As it raced along the road. Who was it steered it into a pond? Ingenious Mr. Toad! — Kenneth Grahame

Life is my greatest enemy. — Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff

She depended on him to smooth her brow when her shit-on-a-stick life got too covered in poop sprinkles. — Jean Oram

I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number ... Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all. — James Alan Gardner

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. — Kurt Cobain

My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere. — Dana Gould

And it's been so long since most of our boys have sailed they hardly know a poop deck from a chamber pot! — Andrew Peterson

Mayor Resigns After Caught Tossing Dog Poop On Rival's Yard AP — Anonymous

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! — Jonah Goldberg

But right now, you need to finish this story. Because if I don't find out what happens next, I'm going to poop myself a little. — Brad Vance