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Technology teaches passivity. Absorbed in our devices - at any age - we are absorbed in someone else's perspective. — Julia Cameron

I am not fond of speaking about politics because I don't have in my possession an army of 200,000 soldiers. — Franz Liszt

There are always roles that seem enticing that you can't do because of scheduling. — John Krasinski

A faceless mass, waiting for handouts. — Ronald Reagan

The besom of reform hath swept him out of office, and a worthier successor wears his dignity and pockets his emoluments. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

The women with high social pressure seem to be amongst the strongest carriers of the possibility of breast cancer. — Caroline Myss

Spinning yarns is a protection against the nuttiness ... the greed, the hate all around us. — John D. Voelker

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think. — Tom Lehrer

If you want to tell stories, be a writer, not a filmmaker. — Peter Greenaway

convoy of minecarts — Sean Fay Wolfe

The goal of forecasting is not to predict the future but to tell you what you need to know to take meaningful action in the present — Paul Saffo

Eli: Freedom is what you make it.

Solly: That's what I'm saying. You got to fight to make it mean something. — August Wilson

They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally. — Bill Bryson

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart

In the silence that is his chosen medium of communication and telling others about it in words. Is there no way not to be the sport of reason ? — R.S. Thomas

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I'm a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. — Bauvard

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material. — Jon Stewart

I prefer the things around town. I'm not one for going out of town too much. — Julie London

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. — William J. Clinton

...the breath that sharpens life is life itself... — Philip Larkin

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border. — Ronald Reagan

Daddy binders, bruh?
Obama: Governor Romney loves him some binders, doesn't he. — Kiese Laymon

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart

A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long. — Rosie Barnes

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them. — Melinda Chapman

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. — Morrissey

We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still? — Waylon Jennings

The moral equal of our Founding Fathers. — Ronald Reagan

A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat. — Reza Aslan

We lead in exporting jobs. — Dan Quayle

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. — Eugene Ormandy

Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000. — Dan Quayle

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld

Bigotry and hatred and prejudice rise and fall depending on certain situations. — Jack Levin

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo