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Self-care should include the cold shower as well as the scented tub.
— Mary Catherine Bateson
'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'
— Russell Howard
The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
— Darynda Jones
You can't succeed if you fail to try.
— Howard W. Lewis
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.
— Robertson Davies
I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess.
— Rohinton Mistry
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
— Erin Nicholas
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
— Milton Jones
I am trying to cultivate the notion that constantly misplacing one's cell phone is a charming eccentricity ... my children aren't buying it.
— Alice McDermott
The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
— Chic Murray
I read the landscape to help me through, to know what's come before me there, to find my footing in time.
— Deborah Tall
Who are you anyway?" Krendler said. "You're not Starling. You've got the spot on your face, but you're not Starling.
— Thomas Harris
True success depends more on character than on intellect.
— Alfred Armand Montapert
To so perverse a sex all grace is vain.
— John Dryden
I guess that the goddess Venus wasn't on my side with this fine specimen of the male gender!
— Adele Rose
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.
— Simon Dunn
If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
— Benjamin Franklin
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
— Craig Ferguson
Never forget Yesu is King. Never forget your home is in another world. Never forget your father will be waiting to see you again.
— Randy Alcorn
Love, laugh, live.
— Natalia Zurawska
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon