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When I first came on tour, I was playing for money. Now I'm playing to win golf tournaments and the money is more than I ever dreamed I could make. — Annika Sorenstam

When I was a little girl in Savannah playing, there were never enough hours in the day or holes on the golf course. I just loved the game so much. — Hollis Stacy

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing. — Kenny G

After playing Ballybunion for the first time, a man would think that the game of golf originated here. — Tom Watson

When I was playing football, I always felt in complete control. When I play golf and come under pressure, it's a completely different ball game. — Alan Hansen

I play golf just about every week. I'm playing on the Senior Tour now - super seniors - I'm a super senior. — Charlie Sifford

Over the first three rounds you're playing the course. In the final round, if you're in contention, you're playing the man. — Jack Nicklaus

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen

I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too. — Jack Nicholson

Playing from deep grass is a fact of life in professional golf. — Ernie Els

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right. — Bob Hope

How can you get tired of playing golf? — Raymond Floyd

It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth playing. — Bernard Darwin

I didn't get playing professional golf until I was 25 years old. And I always said that if I could make it work, I would play as long as I could walk. — Arnold Palmer

I enjoy now doing what I do ... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. — Yogi Berra

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff. — John Daly

Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face. — David Feherty

A lot of people still disregard something like yoga. I would have as a young player. I would have been too busy playing golf or something. — Gary Speed

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice. — Seve Ballesteros

I'm the captain of the Variety Club over in England, and so I'm playing golf for them once a week but doing odd bits. — Kevin Whately

I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night. — Nick Faldo

I played a lot of other sports at school and just one day the golf bug bit me and I started playing serious golf from when I was ten years old. — Retief Goosen

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur. — Bob Hope

First time I met Jack [Nicholas ] I had heard about his golf and prowess - I was playing in the Ohio amateur. — Arnold Palmer

If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy. — John Nestor

The only really unplayable lie I can think of is when you're supposed to be playing golf and come home with lipstick on your collar. — Arnold Palmer

I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half. — Brian Weiss

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't. — Tony Lema

I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people. — Justin Timberlake

Polo is like playing golf with a saddle, and there are a lot of moving parts. — Joel Edgerton

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals. — Bob Hope

That's one of the things you get when you're playing golf. You get bad backs, bad necks. — Tom Watson

When I'm not acting, I'm playing golf. I'm pretty passionate about it. — Lucas Black

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day. — Bubba Watson

I like the thought of playing for money instead of silverware. I never did like to polish. — Patty Sheehan

I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf, but you've got to do it. — Karrie Webb

You don't think anything about age when you're playing [golf]. I mean, why would you ever think about that. — Jack Nicklaus

I have been an avid reader of 'Golf Digest' ever since I started playing this great game. — Paula Creamer

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more. — Raymond Floyd

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago. — James Caan

The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes. — Bobby Jones

Once you play a tournament, you're playing against the golf course, you're playing against yourself and trying to do the best you can. — Jack Nicklaus

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!" — Bob Monkhouse

I don't enjoy playing video golf because there is nothing to throw. — Paul Azinger

There's really no pain in the realm of the higher astral. A lot of spirits are playing mini-golf having a good time. — Frederick Lenz

As far as swing and techniques are concerned, I don't know diddly squat. When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim. — Fred Couples

I've been playing golf as long as I've been dancing, since I was 13 or 14. I play off six. I like to get out on a golf course as often as I can. — Anton Du Beke

Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally. — Sam Snead

Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament. — Karrie Webb

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman. — Shaquille O'Neal

He may have gone to bed three hours ago, but he knows who he is playing. You can rest assured that he hasn't slept a wink. — Walter Hagen

I enjoy playing it every time I step on the course. — Dustin Johnson

I love getting up to my folks' house and playing golf with Dad. He's very involved with my off-course ventures, and I talk to him every third day. — Matt Kuchar

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. — Tiger Woods

They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why. — Alistair Cooke

I want to keep playing good golf. — Bubba Watson

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to
death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis' — Stephen Merchant

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone. — Henry Beard

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how. — Jennifer Wyatt

I've always said it: I don't want to be the only Columbian playing on the PGA Tour, so, guys, just play some good golf and come join me here. — Camilo Villegas

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. — James Patrick Murray

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I would say that I bought the land under which Trump Tower sits while playing golf. — Donald Trump

There's always motivation coming into Majors. If you can't get up and get excited to win one of these, then you probably shouldn't be playing golf. — Jason Dufner

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. — Sylvester Stallone

I don't want some mom, whose son may have recently died, to see the commander in chief playing golf. — George W. Bush

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. — Henny Youngman

I grew up playing golf, and if I were ever good enough to play professionally, I would get to travel the world while playing a sport I love. — Taylor Cole

My kids have grown up knowing nothing other than me being gone all the time and playing in golf tournaments. That's what they know. — Stewart Cink

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time. — Charles E. McKenzie

The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play under pressure. — Donald Trump

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

I am against making golf courses obsolete, going to the national Open and playing half the holes with a one-iron. — Arnold Palmer

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone. — Richard Armour

The hole was playing downwind and I managed to get a good bounce. — Nicolas Colsaerts

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill

When I first started playing golf, I was heavily into softball and basketball. — Paula Creamer

I've had the luxury of playing golf around the world, and I've spent a lot of time evaluating how to play all kinds of courses. — Tiger Woods

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. — Robert Wilson Lynd

Women in pro-ams are always telling me about all the business deals they've struck on the golf course playing with their male work colleagues. — Paula Creamer

I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing. — Dick Van Dyke

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. — Dave Barry

Golf is a lot like sex. It's something you can enjoy all your life. And if you remain an amateur, you get to pick your own playing partners. — Jess Sweetser

I've never liked playing golf. I prefer to be on the treadmill to keep in shape. — Robert Budi Hartono

I don't see myself playing or adjusting my schedule for senior tournament golf. — Greg Norman

Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort. — Abba Eban

Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing. — Bill Simmons

Playing with your spouse on the golf course runs almost as great a marital risk as getting caught playing with someone else's anywhere else. — Peter Andrews

There are a number of golfers who are playing great golf in their 40s. — Retief Goosen

I started playing golf at about four years old. — Guan Tianlang

I never got on the course with my dad, but to be playing golf with my kids - that's a dream. — Mark Wahlberg

It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf. — Ian Woosnam

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. — G.K. Chesterton

Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it. — Willie Geist

It is a law of nature that everybody plays a hole badly when playing through. — Bernard Darwin

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. — Bill Cosby