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Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Stephen Colbert: So if animals aren't our friends, then what

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns. — Stephen Colbert

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By John Keble: Abide with me from morn to eve, /

Abide with me from morn to eve, / For without Thee I cannot live: / Abide with me when night is nigh. / For without Thee I dare not die. — John Keble

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Tony Sakalauskas: You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Stephen Levine: Buddha left a road map, Jesus left a

Buddha left a road map, Jesus left a road map, Krishna left a road map, Rand McNally left a road map. But you still have to travel the road yourself — Stephen Levine

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Louisa May Alcott: If every one agreed, we should never get

If every one agreed, we should never get on. — Louisa May Alcott

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Dizzy Dean: I'd get me a bunch of bats and

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball. — Dizzy Dean

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By J. C. Macaulay: Repentance may be old-fashioned, but it is not

Repentance may be old-fashioned, but it is not outdated so long as there is sin. — J. C. Macaulay

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Peter Billingsley: I only get involved with projects as a

I only get involved with projects as a producer if I feel creatively inspired. — Peter Billingsley

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Thelonious Monk: There are no wrong notes; some are just

There are no wrong notes; some are just more right than others. — Thelonious Monk

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Marge Piercy: History is a game played backwards only.

History is a game played backwards only. — Marge Piercy

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Patricia Briggs: New rules. If you are smart enough to

New rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won't hit Charles's mate in front of his father. — Patricia Briggs

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Charlie Pierce: The perfect lover is one who turns into

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. — Charlie Pierce

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Eraldo Banovac: The biggest misconception is thinking that you have

The biggest misconception is thinking that you have time. — Eraldo Banovac

Pizza Lover Funny Quotes By Richard M. Nixon: The greatest honor history can bestow is that

The greatest honor history can bestow is that of peacemaker. — Richard M. Nixon