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Pizza Funny Quotes By Hal Borland: March is a tomboy with tousled hair, a

March is a tomboy with tousled hair, a mischievous smile, mud on her shoes and a laugh in her voice. — Hal Borland

Pizza Funny Quotes By Natasha Leggero: Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's. — Natasha Leggero

Pizza Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

Pizza Funny Quotes By Shiro Amano: You'll be okay. No matter what shape reality

You'll be okay. No matter what shape reality takes, you can handle it. — Shiro Amano

Pizza Funny Quotes By Will Ferrell: I'm in a glass case of emotion

I'm in a glass case of emotion — Will Ferrell

Pizza Funny Quotes By Sarah Jakes: Just because you help others doesn't mean you

Just because you help others doesn't mean you never need help yourself. Doctors can catch colds. Lawyers can be sued. Police officers can call 911. — Sarah Jakes

Pizza Funny Quotes By Rachel Gibson: If you want to cry go ahead. Son,

If you want to cry go ahead. Son, there are just some time in a man's life when he has to let it out. — Rachel Gibson

Pizza Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia

Pizza Funny Quotes By Tom Althouse: So if you are what you eat and

So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven. — Tom Althouse

Pizza Funny Quotes By Amy Reed: Phones are only good for ordering pizza and

Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you're running late — Amy Reed

Pizza Funny Quotes By Peaches Geldof: People should just be aware of how they

People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof

Pizza Funny Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: It's funny how life works like a seesaw:

It's funny how life works like a seesaw: Some things go up while others plunge down. — Sophie Kinsella

Pizza Funny Quotes By George Lucas: Part of the reason my friends and I

Part of the reason my friends and I became successful is that we were always helping each other. — George Lucas

Pizza Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: I've never not finished a masturbatory session or

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind. — Adam Carolla

Pizza Funny Quotes By Charlie Pierce: The perfect lover is one who turns into

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. — Charlie Pierce

Pizza Funny Quotes By Craig Kilborn: There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?' — Craig Kilborn

Pizza Funny Quotes By Milly Taiden: It was weird as hell to have a

It was weird as hell to have a room adjusting to her moods and emotions. — Milly Taiden

Pizza Funny Quotes By Jasleen Kaur Gumber: I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is

I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner! — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Pizza Funny Quotes By Hannibal: Let us now relieve the Romans of their

Let us now relieve the Romans of their fears by the death of a feeble old man. — Hannibal

Pizza Funny Quotes By Jan Saudek: I have no way of portraying the lives

I have no way of portraying the lives of others. I portray my own. — Jan Saudek

Pizza Funny Quotes By Dwight L. Moody: I'd rather be able to pray than to

I'd rather be able to pray than to be a great preacher; Jesus Christ never taught his disciples how to preach, but only how to pray. — Dwight L. Moody

Pizza Funny Quotes By Dick Van Dyke: I agreed with his thesis that God was

I agreed with his thesis that God was not an all-powerful "cosmic superman" looking down from the penthouse as much as He was Love. — Dick Van Dyke

Pizza Funny Quotes By Nicholson Baker: The whole point of straws, I had thought,

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. — Nicholson Baker

Pizza Funny Quotes By Barack Obama: the worlds that they thought they'd left behind

the worlds that they thought they'd left behind reclaimed each of them, I occupied the place where their dreams had been. — Barack Obama