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If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you'd see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size of a 10 inch pie — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

We were laughing and then we were kissing and then my slutty leg went rogue and now we're having pizza. — Jana Aston

Pizza is no longer on my diet. — John Catsimatidis

I dream about 'Cheers.' Like when you go on a diet and you dream of pizza. I always think of those wonderful years. I loved working on it. — George Wendt

For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good. — Nicole Williams

I eat a lot of pizza and really unhealthy food. — Bella Hadid

New York has surprised me a couple of times. I was a snob about pizza, but I've found one or two places that allow me to forget deep dish for a while. — Scott Adsit

My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese. — Patti Stanger

Why do people worry about veganism being unhealthy more than we do about eating pizza and sitting washed out in front of the television? — Sivan Berko

If my goal is to become a movie star, me working at a pizza shop won't help me. I have to make the stars align. — Terrence J

Perhaps you've heard the one about the difference between a bass player and a large pepperoni pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. I — Spider Robinson

My love is pizza shaped. Won't you have a slice? It's circular, so there's enough to go around. — Dora J. Arod

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? — Greg Curtis

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea
helping people
it's good pizza too! — Matt Lauer

I will always eat pizza! Always. — Dylan Penn

If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it. — Michael Clifford

You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza. — Andy Kindler

McDonald's, he thought. Why couldn't she have wanted Mickey D's. Or Pizza Hut. Taco Hell - — J.R. Ward

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky

The supermoon is a 16-inch pizza compared with a 15-inch pizza. It's a slightly bigger moon; I ain't using the adjective 'supermoon.' — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

Boobs," she mumbled around a second slice of pizza. "Boobs are huge now. I hate it. I feel like I'm incubating aliens and they're ready to hatch. — Maya Banks

Misery tells me to shut my mouth or he'll shut it for me with something so big, I'll never be able to talk again. I hope it's a big slice of pizza. — Sarah Castille

I wasn't feeling well in the first half. I felt down, man. I had three slices of pizza before the game and the food took me down. — Leroy Loggins

You called me and said you were home and wanted to go out for a pizza."
"I did? What time is it?"
"Time for pizza," [Catarina] replied. — Cassandra Clare

Pizza Hut isn't real pizza," I tell them. "The way that balloon of Big Bird they fly in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade isn't the real Big Bird. — Meg Cabot

No matter how you rearrange President Obama's inner circle, it still looks, smells and tastes like a rotten Chicago deep-dish pizza. — Michelle Malkin

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian. — Stephen Colbert

I'm going to give him a pizza face. — Wladimir Klitschko

My favorite foods are things that aren't great to eat, like pizza. — Stephen Pagliuca

Pizza and a movie (Escape to Witch Mountain, my all-time Disney favorite) — Wendy Mass

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins. — Frank Caliendo

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part. — Gabriel Iglesias

Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base! — Eoin Colfer

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza. — Clive James

My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner."
"Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy. — Jana Oliver

As long as we have pizza, It'll always end happily ever after — Chloe Gadsby-Jones

I only cut carbs when I'm using a pizza cutter. — Julie Johnson

But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good. — Neil Patrick Harris

If I have pizza or Taco Bell one day, I'll have home-cooked meals the next. I try to listen to what my body craves. — Ashlee Simpson

Breastfeeding is the best diet. I want to eat healthy for her, so it's easy to say no to pizza. — Nancy O'Dell

Kate ranked the sunset against a few others and it came up short, but sunsets were like pizza, she though; they were all pretty good. — Lisa Lutz

Emo always meant emotional. Any kind of art or music should be emotional. If its not, than it's pretty much just a jingle selling bleach or pizza. — Frank Iero

When I'm on a strict eating regimen, at some point I have to have French fries, a cheeseburger and some pizza. And Oreos and vanilla ice cream! — Ciara

I didn't want to work at Pizza Hut and I didn't want to join the Army. So I just decided to go out and be awesome. — Henry Rollins

They say it was Cesc Fabregas who threw the pizza at me but, to this day, I have no idea who the culprit was. — Alex Ferguson

I eat ranch dressing with my pizza; I dip it in the ranch. It is so good! I know, I am really weird . — Jamie Lynn Spears

All through university years, I used to come up to Melbourne, go to Pizza Napoli with my friends and then to a movie. — Isobelle Carmody

Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels. — Lauren Leto

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. — Axl Rose

You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. — Jimmy Kimmel

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. — David Letterman

No one could have prepared for me BBQ on pizza. I mean, both are great. But together? It was incredible. — Pau Gasol

My delivery just got me buzzin like the pizza man — Drake

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. — Nicholson Baker

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread. — Gareth Gates

Most of the rest of the crowd was lined up in front of food carts selling kebabs, pizza cupcakes, and ice cream churros. — David Wong

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza. — Andrew W.K.

A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?' — Chad Michael Murray

It took me four months in Biosphere 2 to make a pizza. — Jane Poynter

I want a pizza with my face on it. — Jennifer Lawrence

When you're working from home and you've got children, a big night out is going to Pizza Express down the road. — Jane Green

On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.) — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love pizza, but instead of eating half, I eat a slice. — Bill Engvall

Pizza makes me think that anything is possible. — Henry Rollins

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? - Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Someone told me once that sex was like pizza; even when it was bad, it was really pretty good. — Warren Moore

If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free. — Stephen King

Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around. — Anna Quindlen

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots. — Jorge Cruise

Just mention wine and pizza together in the same sentence and I'll come running. — Rich Amooi

When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure — Y.A. Marks

Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.) — A.S. King

I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself? — Will Advise

All out friends had gone to the rugby house for a party, but we stayed in together for a night of pizza and wine on the couch of my town house. — Matthew Quick

I was wondering, I mean, I'f we're going to be here a while... Maybe we could order some pizza...? But please, no olives because I can't-- — Nathan Edmondson

I will never understand the appeal of the Hawaiian pizza. — Judd Winick

I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want — Michael Clifford

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. — Bill Murray

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza. — Art Donovan

Don't be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza. — PewDiePie

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs. — Joseph Bruce

She is carrying round a pizza cutter 4 protection. She's so freaked. She wants me to carry a steak knife. — Carrie Jones

I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry. — Rick Majerus

I love all of it, thinking up the plots, getting to know the kids in the story, their parents, backyards, pizza toppings. — Caroline B. Cooney

Behind sunglasses we linger over espresso, talking about pizza as an art form, the geekiness of people's travel clothes ... — Frances Mayes

I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place. — Curt Schilling

The tree struck him with such force it would've flattened me into a Percy pizza with extra olives. — Rick Riordan

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. — Stefano Gabbana

I worked in Licorice Pizza when John Lennon was killed. I had the day off, but I came in anyway because people needed a place to mourn. — Gary Calamar

I called for back up," Nudge said. "The police, fire department, paramedics, and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way. — James Patterson

When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything. — Chuck Palahniuk

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies. — Terry Pratchett

Pizza is not just a food, it's a state of mind. — Ed Buhrer

They probably don't even eat pizza without letting it cool off. It — Haruki Murakami

All three boys slumped forward. Percy fell face-first into his pizza. — Rick Riordan

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. — Robert Iler

My husband and I go to Il Fico every Friday, and I get the whole-wheat pizza. I won't eat pizza anywhere else! — Kelly Wearstler

Really, Roen Tan? Do you actually think pizza makes you hear voices? — Wesley Chu

There's no such thing as a wrong pizza," Georgie said. "All pizzas are right from conception. — Rainbow Rowell