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Winds blew, evil winds, winds that pissed on the citizens, piss disguised as rain. — Orly Castel-Bloom

Oh." Timmie gave Bones a shy peek. "Are you Cathy's brother?"
"Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?" Bones snapped. — Jeaniene Frost

I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck. — Bree Despain

Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity. — Larry Correia

Old enough to know better, pissed enough not to care. (Jaden) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

On a scale of one to pissed I'd rate them pissed. — Ada Palmer

I pissed off Quinn, and probably chased her into the arms of a psychopath. Oh, and I made out with another guy. It's a miracle our clothes stayed on. — Brigid Kemmerer

I knew I was right, which is a comfortable place for me, even when I'm really pissed off. — Anna Kendrick

We wanted a name that people would remember and get pissed off about. Nothing too deep, believe me. — Joe King

That really pissed me off, because I am worth it, goddamn it!"
"I know you - "
"Still talking here! — Robin L. Rotham

I will never stop being pissed. He has now created a 'lifetime of seeking vengeance' scenario. — Jeff Strand

Is it crazy that I'm proud of her for standing up to me at the same time that I'm pissed at her? — Nyrae Dawn

She managed to look like a perfect, pissed-off Alchemist. Now I wanted to kiss her more than ever. — Richelle Mead

When he fell down the stairs, he told people he'd had a stroke. He was just pissed out of his skull. I love Dirk, he is such a drama queen. — Ava Gardner

For your information, I am NOT overreacting. I'm REACTING. That's different. It's important to react when you're pissed off. — Cherie Currie

Maybe he stomped on my vagina and I'm pissed about it. Stella Murphy — R.L. Griffin

Elizabeth's personality was a binary system - off and pissed off. — Mark Gimenez

You Know What, Hate is Baggage, Life Is To Short To Be Pissed Off All The Time, So Let Go Of Hate And Live Your Live To The Fullest Extent — Terrin White

Still, every little bit helps, as the old woman said when she pissed in the sea. — Neil Gaiman

I was actually pissed off. I wanted to go my entire ECW career without winning titles. The only reason I won titles is because guys left. — Tommy Dreamer

I'm pissed because I already know I'll be going with him. — Colleen Hoover

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off. — Darynda Jones

Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them. — Jacquelyn Ayres

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did. — T.J. Klune

When I did the vocals, I always became so angry and pissed off ... — Gustav Ejstes

You have pissed your last in this house ... and I don't make velvet roses anymore. — Toni Morrison

Cage felt like he was looking in a mirror thirty years in the future. A cranky, pissed off, judgmental bastard of a mirror. — Madeline Sheehan

Rory is fun when he's pissed off: like a fluffy little attack gerbil. — Tana French

So that's why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk's gone rusty? — S.L.J. Shortt

October had roared in as if Mother Nature was pissed off at the world, and maybe in need of a Xanax to boot. — Jill Shalvis

No way in hell no matter how pissed you get I'm sleepin' on the couch. — Kristen Ashley

Minsk! How pissed-off that sounded! It was great. You could scare the bejayzus out of someone if you said it right. — Marian Keyes

Mess with a magical chic and you get some major clean-up when she is pissed!!! — Mandy M. Roth

If by okay you mean pissed, flustered and turned on, then, yes, I'm okay. — Ella Dominguez

You're just pissed off. And when you're pissed off, you lash out. — Dennis Lehane

If I missed out on some really big action, I'm going to be royally pissed off! — Becca Fitzpatrick

She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed. — Caris Roane

Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. — Edward Furlong

She was going to be mega-pissed. For me, that translated into another epic sexcapade. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Triple whammy. — C.L. Parker

Dr Adams was following my orders if you want to blame someone blame me -casius
oh i do,I'm just so pissed i had extra left over - Jace — D.D. Barant

She got pissed when I accused her of having Bieber Fever (it pisses me off that I even know what the fuck that means - I blame that on society) — J.A. Redmerski

Confucius say better to be pissed off than pissed on. — Confucius

Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy's teaching is somehow annoying me.
Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel. — Toba Beta

I'm so pissed at her. For ... for, I don't know. Not being the Margo I had expected her to be. — John Green

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way. — Danny DeVito

Be pissed at me 'cause I fucked you over. That's cool, you got a right, I fucked you over and it was a shit thing to do. — Kristen Ashley

Where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things grow only to die, — Charles Bukowski

That's the classic nature of people, though. We'll skip the basics and get pissed when the sexy stuff doesn't work. — Martyn Rooney

But if you were a nasty piece of work growing up, you'll be an asshole as an adult and you'll die pissed off. — Louise Penny

I met Bush but we didn't talk at all. To tell you the truth, I was too pissed. — Ozzy Osbourne

Jimmy was in a league of his own when it came to puerile, half-pissed badinage. — Jamie Holoran

If you're not pissed off with the World, you're just not paying attention. — Kasey Chambers

God, you're so fucking stubborn. You're like a menopausal pissed-off mule! — Emma Chase

He made me care and that pissed me off. — Samantha Young

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!' — Stone Cold Steve Austin

If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell. — Jennifer Aniston

Sean Evans was officially pissed off. Serves you right, furball. — Ilona Andrews

But when he smiles? Really smiles, it's perfect. Like toothpaste commercial, boy-next-door beauty that makes it really hard to be pissed at him. — Nyrae Dawn

He looked so beautiful, and it pissed me off that he could look so beautiful when he was so ugly. — Nashoda Rose

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. — Bob Hope

An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off. — Andi James Chamberlain

I was never happy, I was just less pissed off. — Hyde

And that pissed me all the way off. — Jana Deleon

I pissed away over ten million dollars
On dope and crack
I passed away deader than a door knob
But now I'm back — Al Jourgensen

He cleared his throat and reminded himself that if you pissed Her Holiness off, they'd need barbecue tongs to pick up your steaming pieces. — J.R. Ward

Excuse my French everybody in America, but I am pissed. — Ray Nagin

She's the Incredible Hulk version of a saber-toothed tiger. And she's seriously pissed off. — Peter Telep

Getting pissed wouldn't fix it. Damn it. — John Green

Don't call me baby when you're pissed, Sweet Pea."
"Don't call me Sweet Pea at all, baby — Kristen Ashley

The next day I woke up in a sullen simmer, as if sleep had catalyzed my depression into a general state of pissed-offedness. — Lisa Kleypas

But I could always tell in her eyes if she got really pissed at me, and her eyes were still pretty smiley — John Green

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! — Russell Howard

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine

Ah, you are amusing."
"I am not amusing!" I lifted my chin. "I'm pissed."
"Really," he replied dryly. "I never would've guessed that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

What gets me pretty pissed off is the whole Monsanto engineered foods issue. — Alex Ebert

Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off. — A.P. Jensen

Lions and tigers and pissed-off girls, oh my. — Katie Bayerl

No, Zoey."
Heat sounded pissed.
It's not okay here. Not for you."
Well, maybe that's 'cause I'm not dead. Yet. — P.C. Cast

Threatening the High Warlock. Better and better. Maybe we should head down to vampire clan headquarters and punch Anselm Nightshade in the face. — Cassandra Clare

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire."

~ Liberty Jones — Lisa Kleypas

Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks

Misadventure was my primary compass and I followed it without caring if I pissed off one person or a whole bunch of people. — S.A. Tawks

passed through her into the wall, he pissed himself. — Kresley Cole

If no one is pissed-off with you then you are dead but just haven't figured it out yet. — Tom Peters

Slasher Hathaway marks his territory by spending money. He might as well have pissed on her. It means nothing. — Marian Keyes

Sometimes I'll listen to a lyric and I'll be so pissed off that I didn't write it. — King Krule

Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?"
Pheonix- "What?"
Darcy- "A pissed off witch. — Jennifer Lyon

To win, you have to lose, and then get pissed off. — Joe Namath

Hot, perpetually pissed-off angel seeks living pincushion for scowl practice and general stabbiness. No kissing. — Laini Taylor

Because if it's not her fault, it's God's, and I'm not ready to be pissed at the Almighty. — Cynthia Hand

She thought I was ... soulful, by which I think she means that I don't say much and I always look vaguely pissed off. — Nick Hornby

The nurses are pissed Pigpen gave me a fresh pair of jeans and a T-shirt to change into. — Katie McGarry

Law snorted. Well of course he's pissed. You are kind of a dick. — S.E. Jakes

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon? — Zach Braff

Women who were so skinny that their hip bones stuck out just pissed me off. If I wanted a bumpy ride I'd take my bike out to the train tracks. — Bethany Lopez

I want my kids to know when I'm pissed, when I'm happy and when I'm confounded, — Julia Roberts

You gonna stay pissed as i go down on you?" I just glared. "I'll take that as a yes." He muttered. — Kristen Ashley

I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off. — Christopher Pike

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward

London Bridge is in Arizona? When the fuck did this happen? Does London know about this? The queen has got to be pissed — Tara Sivec