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God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem

I wish these flies would piss off. — Robert Louis Stevenson

All good technology should be used to piss off people's parents. — Neil Gaiman

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. — Spider Robinson

POETS Day, remember! Fox smiled to himself: Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday. It was all the invitation he needed. — Ian Rankin

Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. — Jamie McGuire

It's either vilification or sanctification, and both piss me off. — Bob Geldof

We shouldn't piss them off," explained Frankie, "because who knows what they'll do now that they've united. — E. Lockhart

Don't piss me off, Abel, or I'll blast you with my blue light, she shot back, and it wasn't entirely a joke. — Kristen Ashley

What happens when you broadcast the truth is you piss everyone off! — Milton William Cooper

Now," Graves finally said, "anyone else want to piss me off? Anyone else think this is a goddamn democracy? — Lilith Saintcrow

Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls. — Nora Roberts

Oh come on'P.O.E.T.S.'? 'piss.off.early.tomorrows.saterday.' the weekend approches people! — Dan Abnett

Don't piss off your neighbors, I guess, Conner said. — Chris Colfer

Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)
No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Great, numbskull. Just bloody great. You've already managed to piss off the Queen. What's next on your agenda, setting fire to Disneyland? — Thea Harrison

You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off. I'll — Colleen Hoover

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off. — Eminem

You sure you wanna piss me off? I just pulled my dick out of a willing woman's mouth for you, so it's not like I'm in a good mood to start with. — Joanna Wylde

Piss me off and count your toes because what's commin, AIN'T GOOD, AIN'T FUCKING GOOD! — Deyth Banger

Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you. — Kristen Proby

The girl may have been tiny, but everything about her said, I'm not scared of you, so piss off. — Christine Manzari

I didn't get my nap today. Wouldn't do for someone to piss me off. — Stephanie McAfee

just munches away on tortilla chips and salsa like it's his last supper. Piss me off enough, it just damn well may be. — Silla Webb

In the first years of our lives we learn how to shit, talk, walk, sleep, eat and, most importantly, how to royally piss off our parents. — A.G. Phillips

Never piss off a gangster. — Chael Sonnen

I may be a pawn, but I've been to the other side and survived the trip back and I can move like a queen. Don't piss me off. — Kim Harrison

If you really want to seriously piss some people off, follow your heart. — Gregor Collins

Because I've learned that you can't control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off. — Megan McCafferty

I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan. — Brittainy C. Cherry

Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off. — Colin Powell

Tell me to mind my own business, tell me to go fuck myself, to piss, off, go on, say it, but don't tell me nothing's wrong. — Gregory Maguire

I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles. — Lucinda Williams

Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay. — Larissa Ione

I'm still going to eat them. How much is going to depend on how seriously they piss me off by the time I get in there. — Julie Kagawa

It's not my fault that these are the problems I've been put on this earth to deal with, right? They're petty, they piss me off, and they're all mine — Megan McCafferty

You truly are twisted," Cut snarled. "How can you piss me off and make me proud all at the same time? — Pepper Winters

The best way to piss off your enemies is to out-succeed, out laugh and out live them. — Christina Engela

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for. — Andy Rooney

Out in the desert what doesn't kill you just pisses you off and will probably kill you the next time. — James Anderson

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off. — David C. Holley

I promise you, Laurence, you piss them off enough, and they'll make sweet music with your bones. — J.G. Cressey

Remind me never to piss you off ... Are you as good at being a friend as you are an enemy? — Laurell K. Hamilton

Mental note to self: Next time make sure we're both naked before I piss her off.
Javier — Eve Langlais

Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl. — Gini Koch

How he'd piss on the mattress and shove my face in it, force me to finger his ass while he'd beat himself off. — E.K. Blair

Everyone seems to know more than I do, and being on the shallow end of the information pool is starting to piss me off. — Kendare Blake

You piss me off you Salmon ... You're too expensive in restaurants. — Eddie Izzard

What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?"
"Because only Jace can piss someone off that much. — Cassandra Clare

You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you. — Alan Moore

Rich kids who write songs about food stamps always piss me off. I'm not going to write any songs about that, either. — Neko Case

I've got nothing to prove and I piss off all the right people. — The Coquette

Singles are your safest songs on the records. Ones that piss fewer people off, that appeal more to the masses. — Garth Brooks

Zane was starting to piss him off again. Which was good, he supposed. It meant the urge to lick him all over was passing, at least. — Abigail Roux

A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off. — Ginnetta Correli

Noah," Ronan said tenderly, placing his palm on top of Noah's cold, seven-years-dead hand, "you're starting to piss me off. — Maggie Stiefvater

I don't piss you off, I turn you on - Senator Jeremy Miller — Margaret McHeyzer

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. — Eddie Izzard

I figure we go through things that make us stronger, but we also go through things that just simply piss us off. — Meg Winkler

You smell like baby powder." "And you smell like you want to piss me off. — C.D. Reiss

It's not very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living. — Will Graham

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one. — Kiersten Fay

Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed. — Melissa Nathan

Every once in a while I have this thought, we've got to piss off the religious people. How are we going to do that? — Perry Noble

Malavika Vishwanath. Don't try to say it you'll just piss me off. — Peter Clines

POETS day," he reminded Siobhan. "Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday," she recited. — Ian Rankin

Dominic was really starting to piss me off when it came to sex. — Chenell Parker

Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer. — Ashley Newell

You do not want to piss off the subs. Seriously. They've unionized. We should never have let them start that book club. — Lexi Blake

Abandon all hope ye who piss me off. — Richard Kadrey

I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard. — S.A. Tawks

I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off. — Laurell K. Hamilton

This is the first time I've dated an assassin. I don't want to piss her off. — Jennifer Estep

Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off — Gerard Way

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. — Hannah Moskowitz

I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible — Stanley Victor Paskavich

What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? — Tad Williams

The truth will set u free but first it will piss u off — Albert Borris

Healing opportunities can be disguised as people who really piss you off. Pay attention because they could be your greatest teachers. — Gabrielle Bernstein

The woman who'd killed me was really starting to piss me off. — Sharon Stevenson

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off. — Michael O'Leary

I got into rock and roll to piss my parents off and the establishment around me. — Kid Rock

This is why we must transcend our physical bodies. Because a body is always going to piss you off — Suzanne Morrison

Are we going to sonar every lake on the ley line? Or just the ones that piss you off? — Maggie Stiefvater

If you use social media right, you will piss people off. It's actually recommended! — Guy Kawasaki

My drawers are neat. I must have OCD. I toss around the socks and underwear to see if I can piss myself off. — Colleen Hoover

Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look. — William S. Burroughs

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes. — Kurt Cobain

I don't know what Alex did to piss this poisonous cow off, but now I want blood. — Cheree Smith

If he can still piss her off, then it's a whole lot better than indifference. — Melina Marchetta

Richard laughed at Caleb's obvious attempt to not tell them what to do and piss
Taryn off again. — K.B. Alan

Dude deserves to be castrated, if you ask me.'
Ry chokes a bit, a strangled laugh. Remind me never to piss you off. — Kiersten White

It's that Scorpio in me. I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan." I — Brittainy C. Cherry

If you'd given yourself to someone else, you wouldn't be mine. And that would seriously piss me off. — Kristen Ashley

I don't like country music."
"No one does. We listen to it to piss off other people. — Bijou Hunter

It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much. — Vincent Hobbes