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I worry about the direction of the U.K. and U.K. politics and governance in the event of a Brexit. — Nicola Sturgeon

The horizon was shitting a sun, casting a glow on a layer of fog that was settling in the low areas like puddles of ghost piss. — David Wong

Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. — Caitlin Moran

I felt the human disease that is ignorance suddenly leave my body. Just like that. Like a hot, desperate piss after a long car ride. — J.A. Redmerski

Seek to be an oasis of caring and concern as you live your life. — Dalai Lama XIV

You sure you wanna piss me off? I just pulled my dick out of a willing woman's mouth for you, so it's not like I'm in a good mood to start with. — Joanna Wylde

Everyone was good at talking about day-to-day events, but no one ever looked at what motivated them. — Andre Gide

You put the seat down to piss, don't you?" I asked, grinning.
"Nah. Don't like getting my dick wet. — Christina Lauren

The sound would disappear, but the hurt would linger, like the smell of piss long after it has evaporated. — Yann Martel

You're going to end up like one of those crazy cat ladies with your apartment smelling of piss and regret. — Kylie Scott

just munches away on tortilla chips and salsa like it's his last supper. Piss me off enough, it just damn well may be. — Silla Webb

That's like piss icing on the shit cake. — R.S. Grey

I see the invisible. I believe the incredible. I attempt the impossible. — Robert H. Schuller

I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles. — Lucinda Williams

It was as if they had climbed the last hill in creation. — Dan Simmons

Tastes like a drunken diabetic's piss,' agreed Wednesday. 'I hate the stuff. — Neil Gaiman

You wanna hang with the big dogs, you can't piss like a pup. — Eric Koston

I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That'd make me piss like a champion. — Jarod Kintz

Then I felt like having a piss and I did that — Bryce Courtenay

I don't have the fire in the belly right now. It's one of those been there, done that deals. — Steve Largent

I may be a pawn, but I've been to the other side and survived the trip back and I can move like a queen. Don't piss me off. — Kim Harrison

The stretching, yearning stalks hiss against the boat's bottom, making a white noise that sounds like pollen coming out of a piss-blizzard. — Chuck Wendig

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle. — Jarod Kintz

I like to write songs about what's happening, what I see around me and what I hear. — Desmond Dekker

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you. — Courtney Love

Be gentle and forgiving with yourself, abandon any and all shame, and refuse to engage in any self-repudiation. — Wayne Dyer

Good man. Never turn down a man's beer, even if it tastes like cold horse piss. — D.A. Graystone

My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't you. — Orson Scott Card

Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys' piss. I like to get in the mood. — Peter Milligan

I don't like country music."
"No one does. We listen to it to piss off other people. — Bijou Hunter

It's over. Absolutely, completely, eternally over — Alyson Noel

Putting the 10 commandments up to prevent crime is like putting 'Employees must wash hands' up to keep the piss out of your burger. — Jon Stewart

You smell like baby powder." "And you smell like you want to piss me off. — C.D. Reiss

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark — Graham Chapman

Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to. — T.A. Uner