Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it.
— Tyler Knight
I'm doped and thick from my last sleeping pill.
— Sylvia Plath
Take a stress pill and think things overHAL in 2001 — Stanley Kubrick
I have taken a pill to kill The thin Papery feeling.
— Sylvia Plath
Privatization is a bitter pill but it is a pill that will cure.
— Frederick Chiluba
Gimme the pill. I'm gonna fuck. She was of age. Why be coy?
— Stephen King
The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach
— Bill Maher
TRUMP'S A HUMP & HILL'S A PILL--SO WHY NOT JUST CHILL? — John Arnold
There's no doctor in a white coat that's going to save you, or a system or a pill - it's always going to be you and the choices that you make.
— Mariel Hemingway
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Every pill change your personality, as much you take as more you become different character.
— Deyth Banger
Protestant women may take the pill. Roman Catholic women must keep taking The Tablet.
— Irene Thomas
Self belief is the multivitamin pill that helps you to go that extra mile and provides motivational fuel 24X7 to achieve your goals.
— Sandeep Kakkar
My sleeping pill is white.It is a splendid pearl;
it floats me out of myself,
my stung skin as alien
as a loose bolt of cloth. — Anne Sexton
Feeling good about yourself is the best sleeping pill of all.
— Annika Sorensen
Writing heals my heart like no pill ever could. — Rob Bignell, Editor
Some fell by laudanum, and some by steel, and death in ambush lay in every pill. — Samuel Garth
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill
Even more than the Pill, what has liberated women is that they no longer need to depend on men economically. — Jane Bryant Quinn
The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two ... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism. — Doris Lessing
Someone needs a bitch-be-gone pill. — Bethany-Kris
Politics is mostly pill-taking. — Thomas Reed
O myHomunculus, I am ill.
I have taken a pill to kill
The thin
Papery feeling.
From the poem "Cut", 24 October 1962 — Sylvia Plath
If I could take a pill to suck out my insides, shrivel me up into dried-out bones for dogs to cart away, I would do it. Right there. — Janet Gurtler
Normal is a bitter pill that we rail against. — Caitlin R. Kiernan
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. — Joyce Brothers
Criticism is a painful pill to swallow, but it always makes you better. — Wes Fesler
If I could bottle the benefits of a healthy lifestyle in a pill, it would become a blockbuster drug. — Rajiv Misquitta
One of my favorite things in watching an actor is feeling, The story is safe in your hands. I can lean back and trust you with this. — Alison Pill
It is in the interests of society to put the Pill into slot machines and to place cigarettes on prescription. — Malcolm Potts
When women are in positions of power it's a hard place to be, especially when that position involves bossing men around. — Alison Pill
I need a pill." "What about the pump?" "No, a pill." I took the container, a new one, nearly full, from its place on the window, shook one pill — Orna Ross
He forestalls death with an orange pill bottle, just a few more weeks, fifty pills at a time. — Thomm Quackenbush
In fact, it's probably easier to give a pill to a cat than to a man. Then again, a man can't scratch you. — Sylvain Reynard
Failure is our greatest teacherBlame blinds us to her lessons — Rick Julian
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. — Malcolm Potts
I'm careful, controlled, bodily conservative: if someone offered me a pill I'd only ever take a half. — Roy Harper
Overweight and obesity is the second leading cause of death, killing 300,000 people a year, There is not a miracle pill that will lead to weight loss. — Richard Carmona
They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets. — Robert Orben
Creativity's too big a pill; the truth's too hard to swallow. Sprinkle sugar in a straight line and we'll all inhale and follow. — Kelby Losack
I look at ANWR (Artic National Wildlife Refuge) as a poison pill in the energy bill. — Ben Nelson
We are only righteous in Christ and in him alone. But that's a hard pill to swallow, especially if you give yourself kudos for good choices. — Rosaria Champagne Butterfield
I find it very hard to believe that people would prefer an awkward picture with me than a normal conversation. — Alison Pill
This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp. — Stephen Colbert
To swallow a bitter pill, a child is made to play hopscotch for a horehound, Dr. Praxton had said. — Dew Platt
Mental illness is so much more complicated than any pill that any mortal could invent — Elizabeth Wurtzel
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. — Joy Behar
Dancers who were on the birth control pill - which essentially eliminates estrus - made about $193 per shift, also far less than ovulating women. — Larry Young
Always a shy one, he swallowed his pill of Catholicism seriously. — Viet Thanh Nguyen
A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it. — O. Henry
Patriarchy, routinely blamed for everything, produced the birth control pill, which did more to free contemporary women than feminism itself. — Camille Paglia
I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone ... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive. — Jo Brand
We can't get the power of will with a pill. -Serena Jade — Serena Jade
TV is my sleeping pill. — David Janssen
If laughter is one of the best medicines in life ... laughing at yourself is a conducive pill. — Timothy Pina
A pill that the present moment is daily bread to thousands. — Douglas William Jerrold
She would let a speeding automobile hit her to show them all how unloved she was. — Lisa Dierbeck
There is no pill, no drug, that can do for you what one hour of exercise can. — Greg LeMond
I bet the pill is harder to get than drugswhich shows how screwed up this world really is! — Beatrice Sparks
A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience. — Eddie Cantor
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it. — Steven Morrissey
Mrs. Plutarski is such a pill to me. You'd think Iroutinely crapped on the altar, the way she treats me. — Kristan Higgins
Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn ... — Terry Pratchett
I am in the Matrix and I just took the blue pill. — Drake
Maybe one day we will be able to take a pill that keeps us young and healthy much longer. I believe in my heart that this will happen. — Cynthia Kenyon
When I took the pills, I wanted to kill someone I hated. I didn't know that other Veronikas existed inside me, Veronikas that I could love. — Paulo Coelho
For to love, loveless, is a bitter pill:But to be loved, unloving, bitterer still. — Jan Struther
Michelle, who was never one to mope around and mince words, had told her to 'take a concrete pill and harden the fuck up' because nobody had it easy. — Sibylla Matilde
I was reading about an age pill that has been developed which they claim will make you live longer. That is not for me. — Cilla Black
Some people swallow the universe like a pill; they travel on through the world, like smiling images pushed from behind. — Robert Louis Stevenson
The Press is not our daily bread but our daily sugar pill. — T.S. Mathews
The sharks does not need a pill for increasing their appetite. — Radostin Chernev
I firmly believe that unless one has tasted the bitter pill of failure, one cannot aspire enough for success. — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill. — George Clinton
Yes, yes I am ill. I go in for the kill.Hoes is my sons, birth control, I am on the pill — Nicki Minaj
But the pill did nothing, probably expired like everything else on the premises. — Barbara Kingsolver
Nobody can change the world. But you can make a difference. — Seong Pill Kon
If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I'm not on the pill? — Catherine Ryan Hyde
Singing is probably the better medicine than half the stuff they sell in pill bottles, and it's cheaper, too. — Erin McKean
When you cannot find a pill for it, try taking a full dosage of responsibility — Johnnie Dent Jr.
Red pill or blue pill? If only it were that simple. You've been watching the wrong movies. — H.M. Forester
Why can't they invent a pill that will keep you from remembering someone you don't want to remember? — Elizabeth Jane Howard
Life is a pill which none of us can bear to swallow without gilding. — Samuel Johnson
You're a romanticist. What do you think a man is, a papaya? To digest your dinner? In pill form? — William Carlos Williams
We be sticking pill up girl's booty, too! — Lil Boosie
If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill. — Ethel Merman
The pill for Insurance Deficit Disorder - aspirin. — Brian Spellman
