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Pickles Quotes By John S. Hall: I've done bad things with relish, and good

I've done bad things with relish, and good things with pickles. — John S. Hall

Pickles Quotes By Rushworth Kidder: Good ideas, like good pickles, are crisp, enduring,

Good ideas, like good pickles, are crisp, enduring, and devilishly hard to make. — Rushworth Kidder

Pickles Quotes By Robin McKinley: I wondered what you'd have on the side

I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash? — Robin McKinley

Pickles Quotes By Milton Berle: At the Christmas party, the secretary with the

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle

Pickles Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. — Mitch Hedberg

Pickles Quotes By Nicole

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Pickles Quotes By Mike CincyShopper: Drain and dry pickles.

Drain and dry pickles. — Mike CincyShopper

Pickles Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: It's funny how cucumber water can taste so

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres

Pickles Quotes By Terry Spear: They began to eat their grilled cheese sandwiches.

They began to eat their grilled cheese sandwiches. The extra-sharp cheese added the perfect tanginess, as did the dill pickles. — Terry Spear

Pickles Quotes By Alice Roosevelt Longworth: [Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Pickles Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I say we should stake him to an

I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him! (Selena) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Pickles Quotes By Irena Chalmers: In the last analysis, a pickle is a

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience. — Irena Chalmers

Pickles Quotes By Dave Barry: A small deer came into my camp and

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call. — Dave Barry

Pickles Quotes By Pickles: Peer pressure is nothing compared to ancestor pressure.

Peer pressure is nothing compared
to ancestor pressure. — Pickles

Pickles Quotes By Michael Chabon: It takes a sour woman to make a

It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle. — Michael Chabon

Pickles Quotes By Malcolm Gladwell: [Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight,

[Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight, he could drop a bomb into a pickle barrel at 20,000 feet. — Malcolm Gladwell

Pickles Quotes By M.P.: So many pickles, so little time.

So many pickles, so little time. — M.P.

Pickles Quotes By Keri L. Sparks: What else is life but a couple of

What else is life but a couple of pickles in a jar. — Keri L. Sparks

Pickles Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I don't believe in storks. I know they

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. — Tracy Morgan

Pickles Quotes By Josephine Tey: I have a palate, Williams. A precious possession.

I have a palate, Williams. A precious possession. And I have no intention of prostituting it to pickles. — Josephine Tey

Pickles Quotes By Darynda Jones: Yeah, but what happens if life hands me

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

Pickles Quotes By Bob Dylan: I don't want no pickle. Just want to

I don't want no pickle. Just want to ride my motorcycle. — Bob Dylan

Pickles Quotes By Rex Stout: War doesn't mature men; it merely pickles them

War doesn't mature men; it merely pickles them in the brine of disgust and dread. — Rex Stout

Pickles Quotes By Monica Denise Brown: I don't know why I love cherries and

I don't know why I love cherries and I love pickles. I eat about two or three Claussen pickles a day. Those are just things I snack on. — Monica Denise Brown

Pickles Quotes By Elizabeth Bear: And then I had my greatest stroke of

And then I had my greatest stroke of genius since that ham sandwich with pickles that time. — Elizabeth Bear

Pickles Quotes By Preston Sturges: I should have had the pickle.

I should have had the pickle. — Preston Sturges

Pickles Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It's probably a miracle of existence." "Like pickles,"

It's probably a miracle of existence." "Like pickles," said the Bursar, happily. Even the Fresh Starters went blank. — Terry Pratchett

Pickles Quotes By Holly Madison: I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!

I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker! — Holly Madison

Pickles Quotes By Zoe Kravitz: I would fly to Los Angeles just for

I would fly to Los Angeles just for a cheeseburger with pickles and extra tomatoes from In-N-Out. — Zoe Kravitz

Pickles Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.

Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles. — Benjamin Franklin

Pickles Quotes By Orrin Hatch: I sleep so much better at night, knowing

I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup. — Orrin Hatch

Pickles Quotes By Emily Carr: The outstanding event was the doing which I

The outstanding event was the doing which I am still at. Don't pickle me awayas done. — Emily Carr

Pickles Quotes By Regina Spektor: Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles

Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles. — Regina Spektor

Pickles Quotes By Ben Macintyre: What is the use of living if you

What is the use of living if you cannot eat cheese and pickles? — Ben Macintyre

Pickles Quotes By Armie Hammer: I need it to survive. But most specifically,

I need it to survive. But most specifically, McDonalds Big Mac's and McDoubles (with no pickles). — Armie Hammer

Pickles Quotes By Renee Zellweger: My mum, a strange creature from the time

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger

Pickles Quotes By Arlo Guthrie: I don't want a pickle, I just want

I don't want a pickle, I just want ride on my motorcikle. I don't want to die, I just want a ride on my motorcy ... cle. — Arlo Guthrie

Pickles Quotes By David Detzer: A city is simply a passel of people

A city is simply a passel of people packed in a pot like pickles. — David Detzer

Pickles Quotes By Brian Posehn: Turns out, there's not a lot of information

Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet. — Brian Posehn

Pickles Quotes By Clayton: Pickles are people too

Pickles are people too — Clayton

Pickles Quotes By Mark Twain: The piano may do for love-sick girls who

The piano may do for love-sick girls who lace themselves to skeletons, and lunch on chalk, pickles and slate pencils, but give me the banjo. — Mark Twain

Pickles Quotes By Valenciya Lyons: Tammy dips her pickles in mustard and red

Tammy dips her pickles in mustard and red dirt and everyone knows why," she whispered as if someone might overhear. — Valenciya Lyons

Pickles Quotes By Kameron Hurley: Ras Tiegans fried everything, from grasshoppers to pickles

Ras Tiegans fried everything, from grasshoppers to pickles to hunks of curried dog. — Kameron Hurley

Pickles Quotes By Jennifer Garner: I know enough to know that when you're

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle ... call Mom. — Jennifer Garner

Pickles Quotes By Yoon Ha Lee: (Cabbages were a Kel idiosyncrasy. They were adamant

(Cabbages were a Kel idiosyncrasy. They were adamant about their spiced cabbage pickles.) Appearance-wise — Yoon Ha Lee

Pickles Quotes By Darynda Jones: Sometimes I crave pickles. Other times I crave

Sometimes I crave pickles. Other times I crave the blood of my enemy. Weird. - CHARLEY DAVIDSON — Darynda Jones

Pickles Quotes By Jordin Sparks: I love dill pickles! They're on my rider

I love dill pickles! They're on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day. — Jordin Sparks

Pickles Quotes By Terry Pratchett: That'll be a dollar for the drinks," he

That'll be a dollar for the drinks," he said, "and five pence because the raven that wasn't here messed in the pickles. — Terry Pratchett

Pickles Quotes By Kallee Gallant: People are like pickles- some are sour, some

People are like pickles- some are sour, some are sweet, and some leave a bad taste in your mouth. — Kallee Gallant

Pickles Quotes By Brendon Small: Can you use this for soup?

Can you use this for soup? — Brendon Small

Pickles Quotes By L. Frank Baum: Your mathematics seem to me very like a

Your mathematics seem to me very like a bottle of mixed pickles the more you fish for what you want the less chance you have of getting it. — L. Frank Baum

Pickles Quotes By Shay Lynam: Root shook his head. "Pickles are cucumbers soaked

Root shook his head. "Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil," he said with his mouth full. "I refuse to associate them with my cooking. — Shay Lynam