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If you're not invited to the party, throw your own.
— Diahann Carroll
A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.
— Christy Leigh Stewart
Silence becomes cowardice when occasion demands speaking out the whole truth and acting accordingly.
— Mahatma Gandhi
And she's like, you know, the 'Grace' in U2's song, the one that 'carries the world on her hips'." - Diana Rigsby, M.D. Ph.D.
— L.A. Kragie
It's a lot of fun coming out for a practice round and having the crowd behind you and cheering you on (a few) days before the event.
— Annika Sorenstam
Keep your misfortunes to yourself.
— William Hazlitt
Edwin is prepared to believe that a glass exists. And further, that this glass holds liquid.
— Patrick E. McLean
Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real.
— Michelle Hodkin
Foreign influence is truly the Grecian horse to a republic. We cannot be too careful to exclude its influence.
— Alexander Hamilton
Acting is always a challenge.
— Robert Downey Jr.
Delightfully, however, even phrases of world-ending awesome fury, spoken through a split lip, were quite funny.
— Alan Moore
Nothing will end war unless the people refuse to go to war.
— Albert Einstein
I've had editors over the years who couldn't find a clue if it was stapled to their butt.
— Len Wein