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Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
— Carroll Bryant
Some people live their memorable years fighting against their basic instincts only to succumb in the end to what was actually good for them.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can't shut your mind.
— Terry Pratchett
We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work.
— Benny Bellamacina
We're on a planet, relax!
— Benny Bellamacina
Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
— Sheeja Jose
Writing is turning life's worst moments into money.
— J.P. Donleavy
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
— Benny Bellamacina
With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
I'm a writer. I write stuff.
— Kevin J.J. Carpenter
Sometimes it's better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price
— Benny Bellamacina
Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms of the heart no wind can touch.
— Yoshida Kenko
Publish. Be damned. Repeat.
— Tassa Desalada
When somebody you love dies, a phase of life's innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string
— Benny Bellamacina
If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up!
— Benny Bellamacina
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
— Voltaire
He was a glass half full kind of person and she was ... what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.
— Erin McCarthy
God helps those who strut their stuff.
— Dan Sofer
If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else
— Benny Bellamacina
PHILOSOPHY OF LIFEI have so much to do today.
I can't possibly get it all done,
so I'm not going to start. — Chocolate Waters
If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten
— Benny Bellamacina
Love make us poets, and the approach of death should make us philosophers.
— George Santayana
Hindsight is usually more tragic than helpful.
— Linda S. Godfrey
If Socrates was alive today he would say : I know that I know everything. That's what contemporary philosophers do.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?
— Brian Spellman
A tattoo is permanent; with a marriage you can more easily change your mind.
— Carolyn V. Hamilton
I think I think, therefore I think I probably am.
— David F. Porteous
YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'
said the dewdrop to the lake. — Rabindranath Tagore
We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said 'Rainbow'.... and I was punished to stand out of my class.
— Saket Assertive
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
— Mark Twain
When you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one
— Harishankar Kaushik
No matter where you go, there you are.
— Keith Caserta
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
Be not afraid life with all its despair, pain and unhappiness is just a crucible wherein your brighter dreams are conceived, shaped and born
— Rassool Jibraeel Snyman
There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.
— Bangambiki Habyarimana
We're all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even
— Benny Bellamacina
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
— Dr. Seuss
The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us
— Jude Morgan
Achieve everything and fail at the rest
— Benny Bellamacina
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!
— Charles Baudelaire
Being a Falconer is about saving the buggers even if they don't deserve it." - Farlan MacNeil
— Edwin McRae
Without death Death is dead
— Silje Akselberg Iversen
All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks.
— Cyrus The Great
Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible.
— Henry David Thoreau
The English winter is long, cold and wet, just like the English summer
— Benny Bellamacina
Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
— Mo Willems
I grew up once, I decided never to do it again
— Benny Bellamacina
Once upon a time,there was a Zen sign
at every small railway crossing in America
Stop. Look. And listen. — Dick Allen
No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do.
— Harishankar Kaushik
What if nobody showed up at Armageddon?
— C.R. Strahan
Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him
— Jeremy Aldana
The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.
— Terry Pratchett
What a paradox it is, the sane causes more problems than the insane! It is! The real problems of the world do not come from the insane but, the sane!
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Keep your head high and your skirt down.
— Marie Rudisill
Violence can read like poetry. You just have to describe the act as if you're in love with the way your characters bleed.
— F.K. Preston
Education is the best gift my parent gave me.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there
— Benny Bellamacina
If it's taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift.
— Benny Bellamacina
I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.
— Scott Westerfeld
Old age is not just for grown up's
— Benny Bellamacina
Sometimes, our pride compels us to engage in costly wars when a true commitment to a compromising peace would have been the best course to pursue.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
People are like pickles- some are sour, some are sweet, and some leave a bad taste in your mouth.
— Kallee Gallant
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred.
— Masashi Kishimoto
Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the first time.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Brian: I love booksProf. Morrison: The contents of books, or just owning a whole load of books? — David Nicholls
He who understands philosophy understands laughter. That mysterious Word at the beginning, mentioned in the Bible, is a divine guffaw.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
Pay attention to me.
— Sally Quinn
A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.
— Benny Bellamacina
