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I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
— Emo Philips
Even the worst comic is at least somewhat entertaining, if only in a pathological way, for five minutes.
— Emo Philips
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
— Emo Philips
Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.
— Emo Philips
every dream she had ever had, like delicious fruits, and then left her alone to discover that every one was poisoned.
— Sabrina Philips
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
— Emo Philips
If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.
— Emo Philips
They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.
— Emo Philips
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
— Emo Philips
You are the reason my heart beats. Your love is my lifeline, and I'm not about to give it up - not now - not ever!
— Emily Rose Philips
I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.
— Emo Philips
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
— Emo Philips
It was enough to disillusion a man, Red Philips remarked, if a man were silly enough to have illusions. Red
— James Brady
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
— Emo Philips
Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.
— Emo Philips
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
— Emo Philips
I think suspense is a big thing.
— Gina Philips
