Penguins Quotes: top 43 famous quotes about Penguins

Penguins Quotes & Sayings

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There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins. — Terry Pratchett

Now I know how to make it as a pedophile. Forget lollypops. Antarctic wildlife is the ticket. — Jacob M. Appel

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct. — Jasper Fforde

Penguins skate. Penguins spin. Penguins love to make you grin. — Mark Iacolina

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism. — Russell Brand

Albatrosses and penguins are the last birds I'd want to murder. — Bruce Chatwin

Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air. — Will Cuppy

A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be. — Gary Vaynerchuk

Once a penguin finds its perfect other penguin, they stay together pretty much forever. — Anna Staniszewski

Don't believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent. — Benson Bruno

Kezia looked down her nose at him - the haughty school-teacher stare less devastating when the school-teacher in question wore penguins. — Tracey Alvarez

I am glad The Worst Journey is coming out in Penguins: after all it is largely about penguins. — Apsley Cherry-Garrard

If you think penguins are fat and waddle, you have never been attacked by one running at you in excess of 100 miles per hour. — Linus Torvalds

Sleep frees our imaginations from the confines of its imprisonment. Last night I dreamt of penguins — B.B. Taylor

Penguins don't waste their time trying to fly. They're unique. They know they were built for the water. — Sidney Knight

I think penguins are cute. — Zooey Deschanel

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. — Alison Gopnik

I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too. — Rebekah Crane

They say penguins mate for life." He reached up again and jerked hard at his tie. "And I want to be your penguin. — Belle Aurora

Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't. — Laurell K. Hamilton

You have to check out 'March of the Penguins'. Penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy. — Rich Lowry

Antarctica. You know, that giant continent at the bottom of the earth that's ruled by penguins and seals. — C.B. Cook

The answer to every problem involved penguins — Rick Riordan

I love penguins. — Quvenzhane Wallis

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin. — Bob Saget

Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear. — Cassandra Clare

I'll always defend the people I love even though I'm as terrifying as a baby penguin. — Niall Horan

This parcel of penguins really performs! — Richard Atwater

In the evening every man looks the same. Like penguins. Women have a special dress for that event; men, the same tuxedo. — Roberto Cavalli

All the birds had flown away, save only the great, grotesque penguins. — H.P. Lovecraft

The penguin doesn't know it's cute, and the leopard seal doesn't know it's kind of big and monstrous. This is just the food chain unfolding. — Paul Nicklen

If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar. — Ed Sheeran

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better. — Milton Jones

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there. — Frank Zappa

What do you have against penguins?' he asks. 'They're like really big birds in tuxedos. They're always ready for a fancy dance. — Wendy Mass

Graham glared him into silence, his eyes cold enough to make a penguin wish it had stocked up on thermal underwear. — Ian Barker

You can never have too many penguins. — Robyn Mundy

My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy. — Tim Burton

You can't not be happy around penguins. You're unfortunately happy and cold but the happiness makes up for the coldness. — Carla Gugino

I know what nuns are, kind of. It's just I never saw one. I didn't know they looked like penguins. — Lesley Howarth

The king tut masks flew off the penguins, revealing them to be -gasp- penguins. — Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan

She said seals sexually assault penguins and deserved to be clubbed. That woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar. — L. H. Cosway

When giant violent albino penguins are the least extraordinary issue of the day, then your day has slipped a gear. — Jonathan Maberry