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Theater, for me, is no longer a conversation about how we destroy each other; it's much more about how we may be destroying everyone else. — Anna D. Shapiro

Luckily, the forest was so dense that the two escaped without injury, though one of the men peed in his pants. — Liu Cixin

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. — Jennifer Lawrence

At his apartment she peed with the bathroom door open. It sounded like a visiting horse was relieving itself. — Jojo Moyes

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

Have you peed somewhere and wish to tell me about it? — Sarah J. Maas

I need to make sure Chris isn't an axe murderer who lures women with the whole "I can fix the camera your friend's cat peed on" line, so I Google him. — Lauren Blakely

Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Unfortunately, someone must have peed in yours. - Walter Bishop, "Fringe" (TV) — J.J. Abrams

That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?"
"Guess so."
"I hope you showed it who is boss."
"Yeah, I peed on it. — Stacey Marie Brown

I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants. — Ronda Rousey

The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign. — H.L. Mencken

Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I just peed myself a little. Seriously, I did. — Richard Castle

My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy. — Cam'ron

She closes her eyes. I can't believe he peed in that potty. — Wendy Mass

I believe God will fight my battles for me. — Joel Osteen

You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a lot of time! — Julie James

Boxing has been in my blood since I can remember. It comes naturally to me, and I've enjoyed it ever since I started, at the age of six. — Oscar De La Hoya

Who peed in your cheerios? — Michelle Hodkin

Pirate queens never trip. -Isabella Weston — Sara Lindsey

I just peed and forgot to take off my underwear. — Chelsea Handler

I liked frogs better when they just peed in your hand and gave you warts. — Cary McNeal

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances. — Joe Rogan

Often with television, particularly with lifestyle entertainment, they really try and box you in. — Nadia Giosia

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios? — Becca Fitzpatrick

I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and peed water on my floor. Did I know how to do romance or what? — Devon Monk

The cost of ignorance is high and it can erode life, vision and wealth to the barren grounds of poverty and perplexity. — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

I didn't want to be peed on. — Penny Reid

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants. — Gena Showalter

Random things make me laugh. — Sandra Bernhard

Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot. — Katie MacAlister

The good news is I peed before going to sleep. — John Scalzi

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler

Apapa, Falyn, she scolded with a perfect Greek accent. — Jamie McGuire