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Peed Off Quotes By Liu Cixin: Luckily, the forest was so dense that the

Luckily, the forest was so dense that the two escaped without injury, though one of the men peed in his pants. — Liu Cixin

Peed Off Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: Like backstage, I just peed like every 3

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. — Jennifer Lawrence

Peed Off Quotes By Jojo Moyes: At his apartment she peed with the bathroom

At his apartment she peed with the bathroom door open. It sounded like a visiting horse was relieving itself. — Jojo Moyes

Peed Off Quotes By Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

Peed Off Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: Have you peed somewhere and wish to tell

Have you peed somewhere and wish to tell me about it? — Sarah J. Maas

Peed Off Quotes By Lauren Blakely: I need to make sure Chris isn't an

I need to make sure Chris isn't an axe murderer who lures women with the whole "I can fix the camera your friend's cat peed on" line, so I Google him. — Lauren Blakely

Peed Off Quotes By J.J. Abrams: Well, we're all victims of our own gene

Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Unfortunately, someone must have peed in yours. - Walter Bishop, "Fringe" (TV) — J.J. Abrams

Peed Off Quotes By Victor Hugo: Those who always pray are necessary to those

Those who always pray are necessary to those who never pray. — Victor Hugo

Peed Off Quotes By Stacey Marie Brown: That was some branch. Did it have a

That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?"
"Guess so."
"I hope you showed it who is boss."
"Yeah, I peed on it. — Stacey Marie Brown

Peed Off Quotes By Ronda Rousey: I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little

I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants. — Ronda Rousey

Peed Off Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios? — Becca Fitzpatrick

Peed Off Quotes By Penny Reid: I didn't want to be peed on.

I didn't want to be peed on. — Penny Reid

Peed Off Quotes By Cam'ron: My grandfather got me mad and I peed

My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy. — Cam'ron

Peed Off Quotes By Wendy Mass: She closes her eyes. I can't believe he

She closes her eyes. I can't believe he peed in that potty. — Wendy Mass

Peed Off Quotes By Julie James: You know, if you're trying to mark your

You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a lot of time! — Julie James

Peed Off Quotes By William Blake: He who loves feels love descend into him

He who loves feels love descend into him and if he has wisdom may perceive it from the Poetic Genius which is the Lord. — William Blake

Peed Off Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Who peed in your cheerios?

Who peed in your cheerios? — Michelle Hodkin

Peed Off Quotes By Bill Gates: Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. — Bill Gates

Peed Off Quotes By Nassim Nicholas Taleb: The sucker's trap is when you focus on

The sucker's trap is when you focus on what you know and what others don't know, rather than the reverse. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Peed Off Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I just peed and forgot to take off

I just peed and forgot to take off my underwear. — Chelsea Handler

Peed Off Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: Virtue and merit can become their opposites if

Virtue and merit can become their opposites if they are exacted or compelled ... — Christopher Hitchens

Peed Off Quotes By H.L. Mencken: The other day a dog peed on me.

The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign. — H.L. Mencken

Peed Off Quotes By John Flanagan: If everything is done for me ... how

If everything is done for me ... how will I ever learn? — John Flanagan

Peed Off Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: If we cannot all FEEL alike, we can

If we cannot all FEEL alike, we can all FEED alike on the Bread Life. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Peed Off Quotes By Richard Castle: Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I

Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I just peed myself a little. Seriously, I did. — Richard Castle

Peed Off Quotes By Devon Monk: I tried to put my left arm around

I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and peed water on my floor. Did I know how to do romance or what? — Devon Monk

Peed Off Quotes By Blake Shelton: ...lookin' like a high I wanna be on

...lookin' like a high I wanna be on — Blake Shelton

Peed Off Quotes By Robert Galbraith: He felt as though his capacity for loving

He felt as though his capacity for loving had been blunted, the nerve endings severed. He — Robert Galbraith

Peed Off Quotes By Cary McNeal: I liked frogs better when they just peed

I liked frogs better when they just peed in your hand and gave you warts. — Cary McNeal

Peed Off Quotes By Joe Rogan: If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances. — Joe Rogan

Peed Off Quotes By Stephen King: electroencephalograph,

electroencephalograph, — Stephen King

Peed Off Quotes By Gena Showalter: If I had bodily functions, I think I

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants. — Gena Showalter

Peed Off Quotes By James Patterson: Everything wanting to contribute to my ulcer, Get

Everything wanting to contribute to my ulcer, Get in line and take a number! — James Patterson

Peed Off Quotes By Frederick Lenz: You are asleep and have forgetten that you

You are asleep and have forgetten that you are dreaming. You mistakenly believe you are awake. — Frederick Lenz

Peed Off Quotes By Katie MacAlister: Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good.

Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot. — Katie MacAlister

Peed Off Quotes By John Scalzi: The good news is I peed before going

The good news is I peed before going to sleep. — John Scalzi

Peed Off Quotes By Adam Sandler: Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler

Peed Off Quotes By Gaylord Perry: Going back down to the minors is the

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball. — Gaylord Perry