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Luckily, the forest was so dense that the two escaped without injury, though one of the men peed in his pants. — Liu Cixin

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. — Jennifer Lawrence

At his apartment she peed with the bathroom door open. It sounded like a visiting horse was relieving itself. — Jojo Moyes

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

Have you peed somewhere and wish to tell me about it? — Sarah J. Maas

I need to make sure Chris isn't an axe murderer who lures women with the whole "I can fix the camera your friend's cat peed on" line, so I Google him. — Lauren Blakely

Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Unfortunately, someone must have peed in yours. - Walter Bishop, "Fringe" (TV) — J.J. Abrams

Those who always pray are necessary to those who never pray. — Victor Hugo

That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?"
"Guess so."
"I hope you showed it who is boss."
"Yeah, I peed on it. — Stacey Marie Brown

I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants. — Ronda Rousey

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios? — Becca Fitzpatrick

I didn't want to be peed on. — Penny Reid

My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy. — Cam'ron

She closes her eyes. I can't believe he peed in that potty. — Wendy Mass

You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a lot of time! — Julie James

He who loves feels love descend into him and if he has wisdom may perceive it from the Poetic Genius which is the Lord. — William Blake

Who peed in your cheerios? — Michelle Hodkin

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. — Bill Gates

The sucker's trap is when you focus on what you know and what others don't know, rather than the reverse. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I just peed and forgot to take off my underwear. — Chelsea Handler

Virtue and merit can become their opposites if they are exacted or compelled ... — Christopher Hitchens

The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign. — H.L. Mencken

If everything is done for me ... how will I ever learn? — John Flanagan

If we cannot all FEEL alike, we can all FEED alike on the Bread Life. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I just peed myself a little. Seriously, I did. — Richard Castle

I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and peed water on my floor. Did I know how to do romance or what? — Devon Monk

...lookin' like a high I wanna be on — Blake Shelton

He felt as though his capacity for loving had been blunted, the nerve endings severed. He — Robert Galbraith

I liked frogs better when they just peed in your hand and gave you warts. — Cary McNeal

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances. — Joe Rogan

electroencephalograph, — Stephen King

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants. — Gena Showalter

Everything wanting to contribute to my ulcer, Get in line and take a number! — James Patterson

You are asleep and have forgetten that you are dreaming. You mistakenly believe you are awake. — Frederick Lenz

Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot. — Katie MacAlister

The good news is I peed before going to sleep. — John Scalzi

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball. — Gaylord Perry