Pee Quotes
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Pee Quotes & Sayings
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Boys have outdoor plumbing. Girls have indoor plumbing. If we tried to pee standing up, it would just dribble down our legs.
— Maya Van Wagenen
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"I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terror. — Rachel Caine
His eyes on me with a look in them that could only be described as un ... hap ... pee. Uh-oh.
— Kristen Ashley
If I wasn't a decent woman I'd heist a leg and pee in your ear until it washed out that stinking pile of crap you call brains.
— Jim Thompson
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
— Charles Bukowski
Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?
— James Dashner
Changing from a player to a coach, I felt like a mosquito in a nudist colony. I didn't know where to begin.
— Pee Wee Reese
My feet hurt, my back hurt, and I really needed to pee. Yeah, I was feeling really powerful.
— Devon Monk
Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee.
— Cassandra Clare
When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!
— Paris Hilton
Just like the cosmonauts and their pee plants, all we have is each other.
— Arthur C. Clarke
Stop kicking me! I do not want to pee right now!
— Martin Leicht
Chyna Shepherd, untouched and alive and able to pee.
— Dean Koontz
I was Pee-wee Herman for so many years that it wasn't really a question that I didn't want to do other things.
— Paul Reubens
Since it seems your marking your territory , why don't you go ahead and pee on her while you're at it ? " ~ Cal
— Nicole Reed
And the scary hairy vaginas in vacuum sealed packages!" "And the pee-in-your-ass-douches!
— Lucian Bane
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
— D.J. MacHale
I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.
— Stella Lennon
You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
— Tara Sivec
All I know is that you cut off all of my hair and dyed it who-knows-what-color, and you used your pee to do it.
— Josephine Angelini
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
— Judy Sheindlin
I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace.
— Lilith Saintcrow
Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze - and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence.
— Spider Robinson
I feel like...if you're in the shower with a boy, and he doesn't pee on you, he's not that into you. May
— Asa Akira
Mother of God, it's huuuuge!" "I know." "No, seriously." "I know." "Fuck me. I think I'm about to pee myself
— Kylie Scott
Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.
— Christopher Paul Curtis
his career had just taken a great leap forward, he was going to pee in his chief's toilet.
— Jose Saramago
When I tell you you'll fart and pee in your pants with terror.
— Luo Guanzhong
Maybe tomorrow we'll all wear 42, so nobody can tell us apart.
— Pee Wee Reese
That's better," Mino said with a satisfied nod. "Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for their mommy?
— James Dashner
But I don't know. Pee-wee just kind of popped out one day, pretty much fully fleshed-out and fully formed.
— Paul Reubens
It was you, you who brought me the pardon. Pee on me, won't you. It would be like benediction. O, what a sleepwalker I have been!
— Henry Miller
You have to try things you're really afraid of, even if you pee yourself a little bit.
— Abigail Washburn
My anger subsides, I'd like to pee.
— Samuel Beckett
I'm going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.
— John Scalzi
Will call him a she when the pee-pee is gone. Says Brave is to endure stares, jeers, prejudice. He won't.
— Anne Lamott
Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting
— Dan Krokos
Brooklyn was the most wonderful city a man could play in, and the fans there were the most loyal there were.
— Pee Wee Reese
What?she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost. — Michele Jaffe
Never make a decision when you need to pee.
— Leonard Cohen
But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm?
— Daria Snadowsky
This is the only profession in which another human being can crap, pee and puke on you and you still think they're cute.
— A.D. Starrling
If I had my career to play over, one thing I'd do differently is swing more. Those 1,200 walks I got, nobody remembers them.
— Pee Wee Reese
I should stalk over there and pee around his table to stake my claim. Wait ... what? Jeez, Kacey.
— K.A. Tucker
There are times I feel like I'm the kid screaming at the bottom of the well, and my dog runs off to pee on trees instead of getting help.
— Neal Shusterman
A culture of secrecy is like the bad stench created by cat pee - it is very difficult to get rid of.
— Pierre De Vos
Marriage was nothing but a lot of dirty dishes and pee sprinkled on your toilet seat. With
— Tarryn Fisher
Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.
— Tim Heidecker
There is no difference 'twixt you and 'twixt me, save that one stands and one sits when we pee.
— Trisha Telep
If you run out of gas, get a man to pee in your tank. Thanks mom, for that timeless piece of wisdom. My car exploded, ok?
— Grace Feldman
Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me?
— Jana Oliver
If you had a son, it would be a great thing to have him grow up to be just like Gil Hodges.
— Pee Wee Reese
When I was your age, I made the most horrendous mistakes. And I enjoyed every minute of it.At least go out and get your pee-pee wet. — Sarah Vaughn
Liv! The perpetrator has probably not returned to the scene of the crime. Pee Diddy is long gone by now.
— Jesse Andrews
There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
— Tammy Blackwell
And just like that she was crying. I felt a little like That Guy who holds a baby at arm's length because he's afraid it's going to pee on him. — Tessa Gratton
I didn't want to play there when I first found out I was sold to Brooklyn, but I'm tickled to death. I'm glad I could play in Brooklyn.
— Pee Wee Reese
You are all made of real poop.
— Anne Frank
The beer had the color and taste of baby's pee, but we followed our usual routine and drank with joyless discipline until we both passed out.
— Viet Thanh Nguyen
Next time you could just pee in a circle around me so that they know you've already been there.
— Jay Crownover
No one has the right to pee on your dreams!
— Israelmore Ayivor
Why dwell on yesterday's pee when you can make a fresh one today?
— Gloria D. Gonsalves
You can hate a man for many reasons. Color is not one of them.
— Pee Wee Reese
But I ain't puttin' it in de street. Ah'm tellin' you.''Ah jus lak uh chicken. Chicken drink water, but he don't pee-pee. — Zora Neale Hurston
If I have to pee during the movie, I'm using this cup." "It's what you do best," Gabe said. — Rainbow Rowell
Listen to me. They may control what you do, but no one can pee on your soul without your permission.
— A.S. King
Might as well pee on 'em, I decided.
— Elle Casey
I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here.
— Sloane Crosley
If they're old enough to pee, they're old enough for me.
— Stephen King
I'm on the toilet at the 9:30 Club and I'm wondering how mermaids pee.
— Becky Albertalli
The joy's gone out of me like the pee from a small boy in a swimming pool on a hot day.
— Neil Gaiman
Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.
— Trent Reznor
I decided I wouldn't pee on her if her heart was on fire.
— Maya Angelou
You can pee when you're dead.
— Jordan Wright
Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.
— Bernard Cornwell
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[T]he princesses were beautiful as the day is long and so noble they, they could pee through a dozen mattresses-
— Terry Pratchett
Had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.
— Stephen Colbert
Diddley dee I have got to pee
— Chris Howard
Only animals should have to pee in the woods.
— Tess Gerritsen