Paternity Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Paternity

Paternity Quotes & Sayings

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Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday. — Johnny Carson

Perspective: it is the creativity we possess, the beliefs we follow and the lessons we learn. — Alexis Hurley

I think a child should be allowed to take his father's or mother's name at will on coming of age. Paternity is a legal fiction. — James Joyce

I will not be taking a paternity test, ever! — Oprah Winfrey

The earth we inhabit is an error, an incompetent parody. Mirrors and paternity are abominable because they multiply and affirm it. — Jorge Luis Borges

...in the best society hardly anyone can be certain who their father is. — Winston Graham

I would give up all the sick days I had left for a few healthy ones. — John Green

Paternity is a long way from fatherhood. — James MacDonald

Many of the historical proverbs have a doubtful paternity. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I want you here with me To guide me, hold me, and love me now — Justin Bieber

Some men just aren't cut for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Though it might have its momentary alarms, paternity is not an exciting vocation. — Henry James

I had finally learned that it was better to be alone than to be in a relationship that degraded my soul. — Chrissy Moon

Artistic paternity is as wholesome as physical paternity. Moreover, — G.K. Chesterton

His brown eyes are intoxicating, and in that moment, I see my escape. — Alex Flinn

The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over. — Ryan Holiday

World-wide warming moved tropical diseases into northern areas which had no defenses against them. — Nancy Kress

What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit. — Ryan Holiday

You can't have that wish, my Little Bear,' said Mother Bear. — Else Holmelund Minarik

Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people's paternity test. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Pastor McFucking Bride this ... Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him! — S.B. Redd

Everyone sits in the prison of his own ideas; he must burst it open, and that in his youth, and so try to test his ideas on reality. — Albert Einstein

And the game of dominoes is much like life: You gotta play the bones you've pulled. It don't matter if you got seven doubles in your damn hand. — S.B. Redd

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

Many men no longer want to be identified just by their jobs, said Bengt Westerberg, the country's former deputy prime minister. — Emily Matchar

I shall strike the stars with my unlifted head. — Horace

Paternity is based anyhow only upon conviction: I am convinced, therefore, I am the father. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe