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Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess

Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: We must remember that as the centuries go

We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I've been on the campaign trail so long,

I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: On the issue of inflation, I think I

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: They said I ignored the drug problem. Well,

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs! — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Yeah, I'm running for the White House again.

Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: If elected, I will win.

If elected, I will win. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: In conclusion, you can see that there is

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I think I'd make a pretty good president,

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Worrying about the future is a thing of

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: People come up to me in bars and

People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?' — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: The federal government spends millions to run the

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: As I've always said: The future lies ahead.

As I've always said: The future lies ahead. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: A gun is a necessity. Who knows if

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: So I got into growing grapes, not realizing

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?

Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not? — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I don't need adult supervision.

I don't need adult supervision. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: The last few years of my life have

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: The No. 1 cause of forest fires is

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I am neither left wing nor right wing.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: The Clinton Administration has turned out to be

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Why should old people get [Social Security]? They

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: If you're old enough to be arrested, you're

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I must choose my words carefully in order

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: In America, any boy can grow up to

In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: You have to understand, I can't do any

You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles? — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15%

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Every child has a right to go to

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I read an article that said one in

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Actually, my wine was served at the White

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Only 10 percent of the people in the

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: All the problems we face in the United

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.' — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: In opposition to sex education: Let the kids

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I will not claim I will solve all

I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles. — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I think we should just tip the government

I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it? — Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen Quotes By Pat Paulsen: I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could

I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.' — Pat Paulsen