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Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up. — Pat Paulsen

We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass. — Pat Paulsen

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business. — Pat Paulsen

I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar. — Pat Paulsen

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took. — Pat Paulsen

They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs! — Pat Paulsen

Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk. — Pat Paulsen

If elected, I will win. — Pat Paulsen

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is. — Pat Paulsen

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with. — Pat Paulsen

I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan. — Pat Paulsen

Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it. — Pat Paulsen

People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?' — Pat Paulsen

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that. — Pat Paulsen

As I've always said: The future lies ahead. — Pat Paulsen

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them. — Pat Paulsen

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? — Pat Paulsen

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye. — Pat Paulsen

Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not? — Pat Paulsen

I don't need adult supervision. — Pat Paulsen

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down. — Pat Paulsen

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. — Pat Paulsen

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees. — Pat Paulsen

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies. — Pat Paulsen

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good. — Pat Paulsen

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird. — Pat Paulsen

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot. — Pat Paulsen

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing. — Pat Paulsen

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss. — Pat Paulsen

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun. — Pat Paulsen

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying. — Pat Paulsen

In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president. — Pat Paulsen

You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check. — Pat Paulsen

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles? — Pat Paulsen

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job. — Pat Paulsen

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours. — Pat Paulsen

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education. — Pat Paulsen

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me. — Pat Paulsen

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it. — Pat Paulsen

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar. — Pat Paulsen

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian. — Pat Paulsen

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow. — Pat Paulsen

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.' — Pat Paulsen

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter. — Pat Paulsen

I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat. — Pat Paulsen

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles. — Pat Paulsen

I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it? — Pat Paulsen

I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.' — Pat Paulsen