Parking Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Parking
Parking Quotes & Sayings
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
I worked as a parking lot attendant for a while and a delivery boy and two or three other things, but none of them seemed just right.
— Robert Preston
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
— Bill Vaughan
Outside, the bare trees surrounding the parking lot rattled like a thousand dry bones.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for your barbecue.
— Richard Dawkins
Parking is a nightmare for me ... I still have sensors on my car that help me park.
— Jordana Brewster
Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS!
— Sylvester Stallone
The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.
— Tom Vanderbilt
A handicap parking permit is not a reward for a lifetime of poor eating habits ...
— T. Rafael Cimino
My office window overlooks a parking lot. I've got the best view on the whole submarine.
— Jarod Kintz
Validation is for parking.
— Austin Kleon
Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they're out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.)
— Dan Harris
should go see Steve," he whispered in his ear. "He's out in the parking lot crying.
— Brent Schlender
Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant.
— Bill Nelson
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
— Henny Youngman
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones aretaken, and those that aren't are inaccessible.
PHOEBE TRAEGER — Jill Shalvis
I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net.
— Dean Lombardi
Valet parking is an essential at any decent club.
— Dan Jenkins
A breeze wafted over her face, and she realized she was in the parking lot next to Jean-Luc's BMW. She must have
— Kerrelyn Sparks
If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we'd not only have fewer parking tickets, we'd also have muchless driving.
— Lawrence Lessig
My mind is in the gutter so often, I have an assigned parking spot.
— Duncan Spencer
In 1970, Los Angeles became the first place where the total acreage used for roads and parking exceeded the amount of space given over to habitation.
— Victor Papanek
When I applied for a handicap parking pass, they wouldn't take maleness as a medical condition.
— Katie Graykowski
Until that night, she'd categorized multiple orgasms with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking.
— Amanda Usen
Getting through the intersection involves tracing paths through the parking system, many braided filaments of direction like the Ho Chi Minh trail.
— Neal Stephenson
People fight over parking spaces more than they do for each other; then they bemoan the fact they can't find love.
— Donna Lynn Hope
The old Piggly Wiggly parking lot rented for the trailers.
— Alessandra Torre
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
— Tommy Cooper
which is not bad considering we're leaving the same day." Smith charged off in the direction of the station's parking deck without so much
— Scott E. Baughman
I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots.
— Al Jourgensen
Oh, that boy is in so much trouble.' Exie screeches out of the parking lot as if Jerran can hear her.
— Jennifer Loren
The next three days were typical for the holiday season. No one was in or returning telephone calls. Parking
— Patricia Cornwell
Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.
— Bill O'Reilly
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
— Jeff Foxworthy
You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.
— Laurence Fox
I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball.
— Brooks Robinson
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
— Jerry Seinfeld
Parking complexes are like modern-day dungeons.
— Gina Marinello-Sweeney
Parking lots and chaos.
— Neal Stephenson
I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.
— Princess Diana
Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is.
— Anthony Bourdain
All the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas.
— Dionne Warwick
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
— Laura Kightlinger
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
— Joni Mitchell
Parking garages are like that person drinking their soda with a straw: They just sit there and suck.
— Gregor Collins
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
— Will Rogers
It's all about the parking
— Jon Boorstin
The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.
— James Garner
They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking.
— Kurt Vonnegut
If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
— Michael King
Because after my marriage fell apart I felt like an empty parking space, and James just pulled into it.
— Terry McMillan
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
— Dov Davidoff
When angry, count to Zen.
— Leonard Scheff
A stack of banged-up grocery carts humped each other in a metal orgy in the far corner of the new Sedano's parking lot.
— Jennine Capo Crucet
As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended.
— Michael Lewis
Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated.
— Rachel Maddow
Positioning is finding the right parking space inside the consumer's mind and going for it before someone else takes it.
— Laura Busche
I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking.
— Dani Alexander
Either we're making the world a better place or we're making it a better place for parking lots.
— Chaunce Stanton
It's better to be in the arena, getting stomped by the bull, than to be up in the stands or out in the parking lot.
— Steven Pressfield
American history is parking lots.
— William Least Heat-Moon
I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking.
— Enrique Penalosa
Say no to parking lots!
— John Bytheway
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Your friends' parents drive like assholes. Tell them it's an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan.
— Justin Halpern
Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.
— Lewis Mumford
It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a parking meter.
— Tyne O'Connell
The only people I really hate are parking attendants.
— Alison Jackson
using parking meters as walking sticks.
— Tom Waits
I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.
— Calvin Trillin
So many men, so little parking.
— Nell Zink
I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking.
— Matthew Yglesias
