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Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Vonnie Davis: A bear! I've landed on a wild and

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear! — Vonnie Davis

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By John F. Kennedy: When asked what I am most proud of,

When asked what I am most proud of, I stick out my chest, hold my head high and state proudly, 'I served in the United States Navy!' — John F. Kennedy

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Tara West: You wish for what's called wooing. This customary

You wish for what's called wooing. This customary game, where the man shows the woman that resistance is impractical, strikes me as quite pointless. — Tara West

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Melodie Campbell: Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of

Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink. — Melodie Campbell

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Diane Ackerman: Variety is the pledge that matter makes to

Variety is the pledge that matter makes to living things. — Diane Ackerman

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Pat Frank: Out of death, life; an immutable truth

Out of death, life; an immutable truth — Pat Frank

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Eve Langlais: He pulled forth and waggled a leash.A leash.To

He pulled forth and waggled a leash.

A leash.

To go around her neck. — Eve Langlais

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By John Howard Matthews: He had to die someday too. He might

He had to die someday too. He might do it on sheets with a six-hundred-plus thread count, but he'd die just the same. Death wouldn't forget about him. — John Howard Matthews

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Kimberly Raye: While I had no intention of hooking up

While I had no intention of hooking up with him, I still wanted him to want to hook up with me.
It was the principle of the thing, after all. — Kimberly Raye

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Vonnie Davis: Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What?

Ye have taught me something I never understood."
"What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease? — Vonnie Davis

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By J. A. Meyer: A pencil and a dream can take you

A pencil and a dream can take you anywhere. — J. A. Meyer

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Marcel Proust: The courage of one's opinions is always a

The courage of one's opinions is always a form of calculating cowardice in the eyes of the 'other side' ... — Marcel Proust

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Robyn Peterman: Do you mind if we leave here so

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit? — Robyn Peterman

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Breaux Greer: I was not put here to be a

I was not put here to be a background character in someone else's movie! — Breaux Greer

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Virginia Woolf: I am made and remade continually. Different people

I am made and remade continually. Different people draw different words from me. — Virginia Woolf

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Vonnie Davis: I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast. — Vonnie Davis

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Kimberly Raye: I've also been known to cry during MasterCard

I've also been known to cry during MasterCard commercials. — Kimberly Raye

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Vonnie Davis: The little woman, wearing a pink and black

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol. — Vonnie Davis

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Rose Pressey: She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise

She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork. — Rose Pressey

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By John Howard Matthews: The first thing you lose when you die

The first thing you lose when you die is your motor skills. — John Howard Matthews

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Rose Pressey: Leave before I have to rip your eyes

Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor. — Rose Pressey

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Kimberly Raye: I'd rather drink my dinner out of a

I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser. — Kimberly Raye

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Vonnie Davis: Have ye ever known a female who wasna

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way? — Vonnie Davis

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Vonnie Davis: Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot. — Vonnie Davis

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Tara West: Some people say Earth is the bottom level

Some people say Earth is the bottom level of Purgatory.' She pointed toward the floor and frowned.
'I call it the top floor of Hell. — Tara West

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Charlaine Harris: So you want me to go to a

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Julie Kagawa: The only question is, what are you going

The only question is, what are you going to do now? — Julie Kagawa

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Maureen Johnson: You're ... a demon hunter?''It's not as exciting

You're ... a demon hunter?'
'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved. — Maureen Johnson

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Vonnie Davis: What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?"
"Petty Male Shit," she yelled. — Vonnie Davis

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Kimberly Raye: I could run, too, but my feet hurt.

I could run, too, but my feet hurt. It's tough being a fashion vixen. — Kimberly Raye

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Kendare Blake: The sun and the moon went out and

The sun and the moon went out and no one fu****g noticed! — Kendare Blake

Paranormal Comedy Quotes By Sela Carsen: Just in front of her lay the Congaree

Just in front of her lay the Congaree Swamp National Forest. To prove it, a mosquito the size of a kitten landed on her arm and prepared to drill. — Sela Carsen