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A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear! — Vonnie Davis

When asked what I am most proud of, I stick out my chest, hold my head high and state proudly, 'I served in the United States Navy!' — John F. Kennedy

You wish for what's called wooing. This customary game, where the man shows the woman that resistance is impractical, strikes me as quite pointless. — Tara West

Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink. — Melodie Campbell

Variety is the pledge that matter makes to living things. — Diane Ackerman

Out of death, life; an immutable truth — Pat Frank

He pulled forth and waggled a leash.

A leash.

To go around her neck. — Eve Langlais

He had to die someday too. He might do it on sheets with a six-hundred-plus thread count, but he'd die just the same. Death wouldn't forget about him. — John Howard Matthews

While I had no intention of hooking up with him, I still wanted him to want to hook up with me.
It was the principle of the thing, after all. — Kimberly Raye

Ye have taught me something I never understood."
"What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease? — Vonnie Davis

A pencil and a dream can take you anywhere. — J. A. Meyer

The courage of one's opinions is always a form of calculating cowardice in the eyes of the 'other side' ... — Marcel Proust

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit? — Robyn Peterman

I was not put here to be a background character in someone else's movie! — Breaux Greer

I am made and remade continually. Different people draw different words from me. — Virginia Woolf

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast. — Vonnie Davis

I've also been known to cry during MasterCard commercials. — Kimberly Raye

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol. — Vonnie Davis

She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork. — Rose Pressey

The first thing you lose when you die is your motor skills. — John Howard Matthews

Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor. — Rose Pressey

I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser. — Kimberly Raye

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way? — Vonnie Davis

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot. — Vonnie Davis

Some people say Earth is the bottom level of Purgatory.' She pointed toward the floor and frowned.
'I call it the top floor of Hell. — Tara West

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris

The only question is, what are you going to do now? — Julie Kagawa

You're ... a demon hunter?'
'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved. — Maureen Johnson

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?"
"Petty Male Shit," she yelled. — Vonnie Davis

I could run, too, but my feet hurt. It's tough being a fashion vixen. — Kimberly Raye

The sun and the moon went out and no one fu****g noticed! — Kendare Blake

Just in front of her lay the Congaree Swamp National Forest. To prove it, a mosquito the size of a kitten landed on her arm and prepared to drill. — Sela Carsen