Pandas Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Pandas

Pandas Quotes & Sayings

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Your spirit nourishes from your old God and prophet, but mine nourishes from wisdom and conscience. — M.F. Moonzajer

The fault of the horse is put on the saddle. — George Herbert

I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me. — Lish McBride

I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas — Diane Messidoro

I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda. — Jim Gaffigan

The Peace Panda Says ... Pandas are as ancient as Tibet. Being that we are natural citizens there ... We share their wisdom too! — Timothy Pina

The less I pray, the harder it gets; the more I pray, the better it goes. — Martin Luther

Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life. — Kiana Tom

We use pandas and eagles and things. I'd love to see a wilderness society with an angry-looking wolverine as their logo. — E. O. Wilson

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? — Jim Jefferies

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal. — Dov Davidoff

Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on. — Adam Ant

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams

At any moment the decision you make can change the course of your life forever. — Tony Robbins

My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire. — Anne Belov

We're not quite mainstage material. We're more like outhouse material! — Andrew Dost

Genius is talent in which character makes itself heard. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby. — Sophie Kinsella

everything in the world either is or isn't pandas — Jenny Lawson

When it's raining pudding, hold up your bowl. — Sandra Dallas

The Peace Panda Says ... all pandas are considered sacred and are originally from Tibet. They all love peace and sweet bamboo cookies! — Timothy Pina

I did not want my people killed. I did not want bloodshed. — Chief Joseph

I'm really into pandas right now. They're really scratching an itch for me. They're so goddamn cute. — Nick Kroll

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas. — Charles Barkley

I want to make clear that we respect the role of government in our legal andeconomic system. — Bill Gates

Dive deep and make your discovery. — Fennel Hudson

Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always
high, and the results usually disappointing. — Robert Orben